EFM Hooligan of the Year 2002-03 - Ante/Post Prices

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Straight from the bookies....

 

6/4 Costello

3/1 Bin Fadhel

5-1 DJ Thorns

7-1 Griffiths

10-1 Jesus

14-1 Bar

 

I'm having a tenner on the 5-1 shot.

 

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Other bets include....

 

3-1 Eight or more Police Vans at Canvey away

5-1 Costello to be hit by a bloke with a pension book

10-1 Kingstonian stewards to go on strike just hours before the Saints visit

100-1 The Loot Stadium to be renamed "Strongbow Park"

 

 

DISCLAIMER: IT'S ONLY A JOKE. NOTHING IN THIS POST IS MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

[Laz]

Can you do an accumalator on the 4 other bets?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Thornsy, I've just had confirmation from Ratcliffe that I have drawn first blood in his points book! 1-0 to me!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Outside bet - Tom fenton at 14/1

 

Other Bets

16/1 Kingstonian stewards meeting us for a drink after the game

25/1 EFM youth wing to get first arrest

40/1 BinFadhel never to attend another City game due to diverting JMC flight 034 from Tenirife into the british constalte in Paris.

50/1 EFM take over City

100/1 EFM take over the world

150/1 Hendon Scrumpy becomes best selling tipple in UK

250/1 Aldershot Town beat City at the rec (thats on the pitch, off the pitch is 500/1)

1000000000/1 Canvey Island get a sense of humour!

[Laz]

So if I place a 1p bet with you and I can make some one at Canvey laugh I get 1000000000/1 x 1p which amounts to £10,000,000?

 

No chance.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Costello must be on -1 due to being in the god damn US of A when City are playing!

 

Your were certainly very fiesty last night and thats to your credit!

 

I guess with a point a game thats 1 each for us two, I should imagine the odds will soon be revised.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

What's your strategy for next season then, Mr Thorns??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It involves the internet and text messages as aggreed last night thats the new hooligan way!

 

Failing that i'll stab someone! *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* legal point - may not happen due to lack of a knive or lack of aggresion

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Actually it involves texting James Brewers dad from Costellos phone when we're walking past the away end, James Brewers dad to give Costello a kicking in the away end, the away supporters get involved, we all go over and then can justify our actions!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I guess with a point a game thats 1 each for us two, I should imagine the odds will soon be revised.

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What did you win your point for??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I've also just heard that the bookies wil start some spread betting soon on the amount of times ban them appears on this site next season

[Colin Zeal EFM]

To be fair, we don't hear the chant of "Ban Them" too often anymore.

 

I guess EFM have just become the envy of so-called "real" supporters. Seems everyone wants to be a member of a notorious firm these days!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

watford game, a point a game is at stake.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I don't recall hearing of any terrorism on the terraces at the Watford game. Are you telling porkies??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Just started a "you all support Luton" chant to wind them up but they didn't rise to the bait.

 

Too scared

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I don't think Watford have a firm.

 

Northampton do though. I went there a couple of years ago to watch my beloved Cambridge United and they had some really dodgy fans (not as dodgy as EFM though obviously!)

 

I've checked with the adjudicator thornsy, and I'm winning 1-0 on account of buying that sweater I was telling you about. I hope for it to make it's first appearance at Fisher.

[Guest]

I think you'll find everyone at Northampton is dodgy looking. And they all look the same too. I wonder why that is.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Can't be any more inbred than Colney

[Laz]

I agree. Does any one fancy having a load of Cider in the Mermaid then trashing the Colney bar?