Mr Laz

[YELLOW]

Very entertaining conversation I had with you Saturday night but I had to cut you off as you were threatening to give my mates a good kicking!!

 

I will say no more as I imagine when you sober up you'll not remember a thing you said to me and I think it best that I don't remind you!!

 

PS: If you're reading this Helen, cheers for the voicemail. You sounded the only sane one there although that Ian chap sounded a bit of a perv!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Did you get Costello's voicemail?

[YELLOW]

Yeah it was bloody hilarious!! Sounded too nice and polite to be Costello!!

 

I thought you went home early Thornsy?

 

Laz said something about you being a Larry Lightweight!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

He may of been refering to my no show at football due to being very very hungover ..... however I would never go hom early!

 

That was Costello and he wasn't trying to be nice or polite so I'm confused

[YELLOW]

Who was that Ian fella who kept making comments about Helen's breasts?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

That'd be the Chairman of the Supporters Club.

[YELLOW]

I thought the chairman of the supporters club hated EFM? He sounded a right wreck!!

[YELLOW]

Oh about Costello. Listened to the voicemail again and he was really threatening to kill me. Scared the living daylights out of me. I can see why that guy has a reputation!!!!

[gertcha EFM]

Don't cross the Great Leader

 

"Yellow, it's Costello!"

[YELLOW]

[censored]!! Now I'm confused. Was that you that phoned me tonight and not Costello?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We are a very confusing firm

[Laz]

I'm confused!

[CANV EFM]

last call i got from the firm i was in chamonix.. there is no reason for that piece of information other than to emphasise my 'international' credentials

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I recall that Costello offered to "slit your throat".

 

You were charmed, I'm sure!!

[CANV EFM]

that does ring a bell actually..

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I think he offered the same to YELLOW on Saturday night!

[CANV EFM]

YELLOW could take him.. he is a bit tidy after a pint apprently

[YELLOW]

I was threatening Laz on Saturday night!!! I think I pissed him off when I said Thornsy and Zeal were harder than him!!!

 

As for Costello the words "you're fcking dead" are still ringing in my ears!!

[gertcha EFM]

I bet you are looking forward to meeting him on the 10th !!

[YELLOW]

I am actually!! I hear the do is in London near Kings Cross?