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Another stupid poll... *DELETED*


MOTM v Sutton  

27 members have voted

  1. 1. Who was your Man of the Match?

    • P Nicholls
    • A Lacey
    • C Robinson
    • K Millington
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    • D Young
      0
    • J Haverson
      0
    • J Keister
    • W Wilson
      0
    • J Healy
      0
    • L Blackman
      0
    • S West
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    • S Cliff
    • L Smith
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How do's Webster

i trust you had a good hoilday holiday, i don't know...

looking forward to a bit of Posh tonight and ...

 

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying

on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room

 

"What are you doing?" she asked.

 

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

 

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed

 

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained..."My husband loves me to wear this dress," she went on..."It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

 

The mother-in-law left and when she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

 

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

 

"What are you doing?" he asked.

 

"This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

 

"Needs ironing," he said.

 

 

 

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