North West Pete

[Southport - TOWNER]

anybody heard from him recently?

 

will he be coming down for the game @ ware? where? ware!

[The Invisible Man]

I'll keep an eye out for him...... the north can't be that big! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/achso.gif" alt="" />

[Chopper]

i saw him last week ST it was near the north west some where!

[Southport - TOWNER]

durrr

[TopGun]

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will he be coming down for the game @ ware? where? ware!

Phillip this joke is wareing a bit thin now .DAMMIT you've got me at it now.

[MbrunoB]

His talents shows no sign of starting,now he`s trying to do ambulance impressions!!!!

[Mr Happy]

You need to be very warey of the man. He is a salesman and loves to sell his wares.

[Southport - TOWNER]

u sad lot! anyway going to lookin my wardrobe and something to......... put on! LOL <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

The only thing in your wardrobe is ladies undies (alledgedely)!

[Nikki 50/50]

yours then?!

[Mr Happy]

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yours then?!

Nope, I'm wearing mine!!! Oops, I've let the cat out of the bag!!!

[Chopper]

you can't keep a cat in a bag!

[Nikki 50/50]

could if you sealed it. or it was a really big bag. or a really small cat.

[Chopper]

i forgot you carry your cat to the shops in you handbag!

[Cyclops]

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could if you sealed it. or it was a really big bag. or a really small cat.

But is the cat dead or alive? And is the state of the cat indeterminate until you open the bag and look at it?

[Jim Cunneen]

Surely the point is if you were to let the cat out of the bag the cat would have to be alive in the first place or you could not LET it out. If the cat was dead then you would have to physically remove it either bt picking or shaking it out. A different thing altogether.

 

Also the bag would have to have been the right size or else the cat would not have been able to get in there and stay alive. It would also have had to be done up or he would have got out.

 

Jim <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon_smokin.gif" alt="" />

[Cyclops]

No. The point is, you cannot specify the exact state of an object without interacting with it in some way or other. But that doesn't mean that the state of the cat hasn't been determined, perhaps by the cat itself although it would only be able to do that if it were still alive.

 

Anyway, I forgot to mention it's supposed to have a vial of poison gas in there which has a 50% chance of being broken by a device wired to a Geiger counter set to detect the decay of a single atom of a radioactive substance. Not that that matters. It mighty have a heart problem or something. It just has to have an exactly 50% chance of being either dead or alive.

[Mr Happy]

You are all a bunch of cruel b*****ds. I'm informing the RSPCA!

[Ron Merlin]

Is the cat called Schrodinger or is that just the name of the guy with the handbag? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

If the cat is dead, can we have a memorial service? Anyone know if it was a CAThoLick? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/rasta.gif" alt="" />