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[Jimmy]

Computer says no...

[Stu M]

Ah, a Little Britain thread!

 

 

Write the theme toon, sing the theme toon...

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know.

[chilled out entertainer]

want that one.

[Harry J Allstars]

I said yeah but yeah but yeah but yeah but yeah but yeah but yeah but yeah but

[FleetFanatic]

Yeah but no but yeah but.....

 

Hope 'er indoors remembers to tape it.

[FleetFanatic]

If she doesn't, it will be 'don't give me evils'.

[chilled out entertainer]

or you could get a divorce and become "the only gay in the village"

[FleetFanatic]

(Squawkident exits left, shouting 'I'm a lady, I like ladies things'.....)

[chilled out entertainer]

look into my eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes.....and your under, when you come back you will dismiss your previous comment and follow it up with something nice.........and your back

[FleetFanatic]

Your right..... he can't do it.

[Stu M]

Yer, but no, but yer, but no, this is a fing wot you know nuffink about, Sooper Daz, cos we caught you giving Squawky's mate the middle finger, and so did Jimmy, and 'e said that Harry J Allstars knew nuffink about it, so there. And then you go an about being, like, a moderatah, and then ban us from, like, swearing, when, like, swearing is, like, f-ing brilliant, and I know cos Lee Gledhill told Moussa Sidibe to F off, and I read in one of them there books that moderatahs only say stuff so they can get off in school with Fleetbabe, which is just rubbish anyway, so there.

[FleetFanatic]

Quality.

 

'Little Gravesend'.

[Harry J Allstars]

Quote:

Quality.

'Little Gravesend'.

Should be made. Now then I want Bitty

[Hirsty]

Come on Harry.....a non Gravesend football topic ???? Whatever next !!!???

 

Cheers,

 

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[KShep]

Hi, im looking for a player of welsh background, approximately 6ft3 in height and 13stone in weight, with 3 vowels in his middle name.

Any particular player?

No.

MARGARET, MARGARET!

[chilled out entertainer]

..............YES???!!??

[KShep]

theres a man downstairs who wants to know if we have a database on a player with Welsh background, approximately 6ft3 in height and 13 sotne in weight, preferably with 3 vowels in his middle name.

[FleetFanatic]

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[Harry J Allstars]

Quote:

Come on Harry.....a non Gravesend football topic ???? Whatever next !!!???

Cheers,

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Shocking I'll be talking about Chelsea on here next.