Swedish Rebel page updated (Walsall pic &

[mats]

Worthing report

[Guest]

you tart matts !!!! LOL.....

 

Chris S.

[Yousef]

Great. Let me have a look at it then. Cheers mats

[charlie]

aww i love the swedish rebels. Their match report of walsall was so sweet... particularly liked the summary of allaway " allaway - 10: Who he? Who cares! can we keep him?!"

Love em

[charlie]

although the joking with woking link def deserves a look.... fav ones so far...

Joking With Woking

 

Send in your jokes here. Other fans are also wellcome to send their jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

CLICK HERE TO ENTER THE WOKING TEST

 

 

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Two young lads were spotted by police climbing over a fence at Kingfield.The police stopped them and made them watch the match till the end.

 

Sent in by Nick

 

 

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Q. How long does it takes for a Wycombe fan to [censored]?

A. 9 months

 

Sent in by Mr Plinth

 

 

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Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a Woking player's dick?

A. A footballer!!

 

 

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There is a Slough fan sitting at a bar and he turns to the bloke next to him "Do you want to hear a joke about Woking FC?" The man replies "I am a Woking fan and I have three other big Woking fans on my table, will you still tell me the joke?" The Slough fan replies "No." "Why not?"came the reply. "Because I don't want to have to explain it four times!!"

 

 

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The Woking coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

 

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, - "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?"

 

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?!" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.

 

Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

 

 

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Two Woking fans are flying off on holiday. About half way through the journey the captain came on the intercom saying - i'm sorry ladies and gents but one of our engines has failed but don't worry we still have three working but we will be about 1 hour late. A few minutes later the captain speaks again sorry ladies and gents we have lost a second engine but we still have two working but it means we are two hours behind schedule. Low and behold a while later he announces engine no 3 has gone and the plane is dependant on the last engine. He predicts that they will be three hours late. The two men look worried when one say's

- I hope the last engine doesn't fail we'll be up here all day

 

 

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A Slough fan was in bed with his wife one night when all of a sudden a burglar burst into their room. The Slough fan noticed that he was wearing a Woking shirt. The Woking fan tied the Slough fan to a nearby chair and began to gently caress his wife. The Woking fan then went away to the bathroom and the Slough fan saw his chance. He mustered over to his wife and said, "Darling, if this [****!!****] wants to have sex with you let him, our lives may depend on it." The unshaken wife told her husband "I am very sorry to say this, but he has taken a liking to you and has gone to the bathroom to get some vaseline."

 

Sent in by a Harrow fan

 

 

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A Slough fan was impressing many people in a pub with his antics with his pet crocodile. To start with he picked up and empty glass and smashed it over the croc's head. The croc, unstartled didn't move. The growing crowd were bemused. Then the Slough fan whipped out his penis and stuck in the open mouth of the croc. Again the croc didn't move.

The pub door opened and in came a Woking fan. He joined the crowd and watched the Slough fan performing his antics. "Can I have a go" said the dirty scummer. "I don't see why not" replied the mighty Slough fan.

"Can I ask just one thing before I have a go?". "What's that?", replied the Slough fan.

"Please don't hit me too hard with the bottle!!"

 

Sent in by a Harrow fan

 

 

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An Woking fan died in poverty and many locals subscribed to a fund for his funeral. An office worker from Maidenhead was asked to donate a pound. "Only a pound?" said a friend to the dead Woking fan, "Only a pound to bury an Woking fan? Here's a tenner; go and bury 9 more of them."

 

 

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An Woking fan was awakened in the early hours of the morning by the sound of a telephone ringing. "Hello, who is it?", asked the Woking fan who was exhausted from his work - returning Buckfast bottles and collecting the deposit. "Is Willie there?", said the voice on the phone. "What?" quizzed the Woking fan. "Is Willie there? the voice repeated. "No, there's no a Willie here!" stated the Rovers fan. "Oh, right then. Sorry to bother you. Ah must have the wrong number sorry fur disturbin' you." said the voice. "That's al right", replied the Rovers fan, "I had to get up cause' the phone wiz ringing anyway?".

 

 

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Q. How many Woking fans does it take to change a lighbulb?

A. Don't be daft, they haven't got electricity in Woking

 

 

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An Windsor fan wins on the national lottery and agrees to give the Windsor manager the money to buy a new player. He was later quoted "If I get 3 numbers again next week, I'll buy you another."

 

 

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Q. How many Windsor fans would it take to change a light bulb

A. Trick question - there are no Windsor fans.

 

 

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Q: How many Windsor fans can you get in a phone box?

 

A: All of them

[charlie]

Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at Kingfield Stadium?

 

Because it's the only place on earth with no atmosphere!

ooh and this one.... ah sod it go see them for yourselves

[BFR]

I had a Woking fan in my house a few months ago, not at my choice. However I made the stupid girl sit and listen to me while I read out all of the Jokes in Joking with Woking. Needless to say she wasn't very happy with me by the end. That'll teach her for bring her [****!!****] scarf into my home