Who let the flare off?

[YELLOW]

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Here's a tip: if any of us phone you at or about 11 at night, we're probably drunk, therefore it's safe to assume it's either a wind up or we are going to sing to you.

Here's another: if you get a text from someone at that time, there's a good chance that that person's phone has been stolen by one of the others and so the text isn't necessarily the the person you think it is. (In this case, that person wasn't too happy and is planning to do horrible harm to that other person (Thornsey).)

Yep that sheep has a nasty bite!!

The thing was I received the text at 8.45, half time. I should have been suspicious as the person I thought was texting me is normally very good with their spelling even on text messages and Thornsy lefty the question mark out at the end. Anyway you got me good fellas!!

Total respect to you but you still owe me a couple of beers!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well it wasn't my phone so how on earth would I know how to find a ? on it ...... see yellow another clue.

 

And you should of guessed we'd be drunk at 8.45 <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

You're drunk at any time of the day mate!! You still owe me a beer I and will not let you forget that!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Don't need to let me forget it, just getting off me might be the hard thing!

[YELLOW]

Maybe but there's ways and means!!!

[Laz]

Yellow, you should suspect everything you hear from anyone in EFM!

 

Don't have too many shandies at Urchin Aid tonight!

[YELLOW]

Fella it's 5.45 pm. I'm sitting in my pikey house on my computer talking to you drunks. Do you really think I'm going to Urchin Aid tonight?

[Laz]

You said you were last night. Don't you have wheels on your pikey house? If so, then get it moved up to Hornchurch. You can parking in the Urchin's car park and dump loads of old washing machines and stuff all over the place. Then you can go to Urchin Aid and break into all the cars outside.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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. I'm sitting in my pikey house on my computer

Caravan <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Laz]

I think I'd come to the same conclusion, geeez.

[YELLOW]

I support Canvey not Grays fella and don't you geeez me!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yellow - by my reckoning, you owe CANV several beers and two admissions into Broadhall Way!!

[CANV EFM]

and as everyone knows.. efm funds are fully convertable.. thus you owe the collective that is EFM a few beers.. they wont let you forget that..

[YELLOW]

Ha, ha. So he told you the story about Stevenage then?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Oh yes.

[YELLOW]

Evening fella. Can't get used to you coming on here of an evening. Normally I'm the only one on here!!!

 

We were going try and persuade the stewards to let us in for free but unfortunately they don't understand the EFM wit at Stevenage!!

[Laz]

I thought you got in for free?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Twice.

[Laz]

Freeloader!

 

I bet he didn't even pay to get into Urchin Aid!

[YELLOW]

I didn't go to Urchin Aid fella. I told you that.

 

Thank [****!!****] we have the internet back at work so now I can find out what you guys are saying about me!!