Signatures

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I don't like the way that on this new board, everyone's signature looks like part of their message.

 

Therefore, I urge everyone to boycott signatures like I have.

 

Thank you for listening.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Is thank you for listening your new signature.

 

I'm confused.

 

It's a good job

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I know longer have a signature. (This may prove a problem for you, however, next time you wish to "use" my credit card!)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Thats alright most people never look at the signiture anyway so you can sign any old rubbish.

People do however look at EMF for free it seems!!!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Do they also not look at free Only Fools and Horses videos?? <img src="/forums/images/icons/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

You also nicked my [color:"red"] fashion [/color] style for a while and thats priceless. <img src="/forums/images/icons/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Mate, you wanna see the new shirt I got in Brussels!! It'll put you to shame!!

 

Anyway, you learnt everything you know (style, indie music etc) from ME!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

We already know I got your best mate from school into indie music (and you too and subsiquently Paul from S Club 7) Therefore I am responasable for your music direction (I want a song written about me) and also S Club 7 (shagging rachel will be payment enough)

 

As for style I was donning the shirts on the TV when you were a virgin city supporter with them big groupie eyes looking my way (and i'm glad they did mate! <img src="/forums/images/icons/grin.gif" alt="" /> )

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I see someone has been on the Canvey site posting as Jimbob!!

 

I seem to recall a couple of years back, I had bleach-blonde hair, and a week later, wouldn't you know it, so have you!!

 

I was listening to quality indie music while you were still in kiddie's trousers (your own, that is, not other peoples!!)

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Your hair was short and blonde, mine was also short but brown. It wasn't until over a year later when it was long then it went blonde.

 

And I was always mile's ahead with music (although some might say i have remained there)

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Let's face it, you may well be "Hooligan Of The Year", (well, in yours and my eyes anyway!), but you've got a long way to go before reatining your old "Legend" status!!

 

Any ideas about your outfit for the wedding yet, by the way??

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Mr Zeal.

My legend status may be returning sooner than you think.

But it'll be the lucky people of Billeriacy and Brentwood who get the benifit of my broadcasting skills.

Not to mention the iminant arrival of my brand spanking new TV contact file for a video push.

And of course my DJ spot at Goodnight JimBob in Highbury.

And a possible thing in the pipeline for TalkSport.

 

Can't say anymore, but the tide is appear to be turning!

 

As for your wedding I'll make sure I look sutabilly ridiculous so your grandchilden will ask questions about that strange looking bloke.

 

Off home now!

[Ian_W]

I will amend that for you....

 

 

Ian

[Ian_W]

Okay - signatures now have a divide.

 

Regards,

 

Ian

[Webbo MFI]

Cheers Ian

 

How about a different colour (red or white perhaps) and in italics??!!!

[Ian_W]

Do you mean the signature?

 

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