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[and1inthetree]

Yassar Arafat has been replaced by his brother Marrowfat

 

He's a batchelor and has always played a key part in the peas process....

 

TAXI!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/drivin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin_fanatic]

Taxi indeed !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/drivin.gif" alt="" />

 

yells out of the window...

 

a woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

 

so the barman gives her one.

 

<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/drivin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin_fanatic]

If your gonna start poor jokes, hows this one :

 

Cheese sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pack of crisps & a lemonade......

 

Barman replies.......wait for it.....wait for it.........Sorry sir we dont serve food in here !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

ill get my coat !!

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

oh dear, look who's been at the sauce again!!!

[and1inthetree]

ruud van nistlerooy walks into a bar

barman says "why the long face?"

ruud says "because i'm an equine featured c***"

 

always cracks me up anyway...

[Urchin_fanatic]

How do you kill a clown ?? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

Go for the Juggler !! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

how do you confuse an idiot?

 

wednesday, 3.30pm <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[and1inthetree]

haha.

 

this one'll kill ya.

 

why do women fake orgasms?

 

because they think men care. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

[chilled out entertainer]

two drums and a set of cymbals fall off a cliff:

 

 

badoom ssscchhh!