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NotTheRealSteveWest

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For those Hornchurch F.C. supporters that cannot be bothered to purchase a ticket for the 24th, here's the TV pages for the evening.

 

7.00 BBC1 Bargain hunt

No, Paul, you cannot stay in and watch it, you are conducting an auction of footballing memorabilia.

7.30 ITV1 Coronation Street

It's set in Manchester, so not for Hornchurch or Arsenal Supporters

8.00 Five Tornado Alert

You ain't felt wind unless you have stood on the Eastside next to Gooner!

9.00 Five Half Past Dead (I sh!t you not!!!!)

Starring Steven Segal, yeah right!

10.30 BBC2 Newsnight followed by Snooker

 

Need I say more.

 

What you really need is:

 

7.00 Doors open go to bar (very cheap) and wait for band to set up

7.30 Our PA (Max) for the evening will welcome everyone (no doubt drink in hand!) and thank everyone for their support

7.59 Our PA introduces Souled Out (our first band) and thanks everyone for their support.

8.00 Souled Out begin their short set.

8.59 Our PA thanks Souled Out and us, for our support (of both the band and the football club)!!

9.00 Our Celebrity auctioneer Paul (you may have seen me on TV in shows such as BootSale Challenge) Hetchin begins the auction.

9.01 to 9.58 YOU, the famous urchin faithful spend way too much bidding for said items, while raising money for the club you love.

9.59 Our PA thanks just about everyone for their support add introduces RatArsed for their short set.

10.00 Cover your ears, it's RatArsed!!!!!

11.00 Take out ear plugs as our PA takes to the stage to thank the good lord himself for his support and we begin to say our goodbye's.

8.30am Thursday...... You wake up with an urchinette!?!?! (This is the part that I cannot guarantee, sorry chaps!)

 

And for those who think I've forgotten the PSV - Gooners game, I'm told it will be shown in the other bar.

 

It's up to you really, but I cannot stand Steven Segal, give me Max any day.

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Ok fellas,

 

There are still a few tickets left to the gig of the century.

I've just been told that there are a few more items been handed over for our auction, so there's a bargain or two to be had!!

 

Tell your Dad's, your Grannies and your sisters (especially your sisters!) to come along, it's gonna be one big party and EastsideUrchin has just offered to pay for all the drinks (only kidding)!!

 

Anyway, for those that want more tickets, come and see me or the other Jason anytime tomorrow.

 

Please remember this is all being done for a great cause.

 

Your club needs YOU!

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Finally been able to find a PC with internet access and find out whats been going on for the past few weeks. Currently stuck down on the South coast for a few weeks before we head off to Spain. Won't be able to travel up on Wednesday, but wish you boys all the best. Managed to get to the Boston game, which was pure class. OK, the team might have been pony, but the effort shown by the team and the noise and passion shown by us fans was top stuff. We WILL keep throught these fellow Urchins and will come out of it all smiling, mark my words! All the best chaps, have a good-un on Wednesday!

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