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I suppose I could hope for a postponement as I won't be able to go to the game, but fat chance if the pitch stood up so well to the bad weather before the North Greenford game!

 

Unfortunately I won't be at Goldsdown Road because the game clashes with the National Homebrew Festival at Sutton. You would have thought that the FA and the Craft Brewers Association would have got their act together and avoided the clash!

 

As you may remember, Andy Davison won the title of Overall Champion at last year's festival with an American Pale Ale called "Atlantean Dew" and has been an insufferably smug git ever since. He is defending his title with a mild (called "Frogswisher", I think) and a wheat beer (called "Kloenk") and I will be there to see him lose his crown! Either that or he will do the impossible and be the first brewer ever to win the title twice and will become an eternally insufferably smug git in the process!

 

The wheat beer was going to be called "English Summer's Day" because it was wet and cloudy but somehow it dropped bright (i.e. cleared) so Andy is hoping that using the name of another Jan Akkerman track will help him win again. Not too sure about that. Still, last year there were 54 different beers and only one duff one so I should enjoy myself!

 

Good luck to Town and apologies for my absence.

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This Saturday.... 09:30hrs 9 holes at Briggen Hall, 13:00 Cafe, liver & bacon, 14:00 Depart cafe for the Brimabau, 14:45 Get attacked on way to buy my "corner bit" by Junior in a bid to get more than the usual pound from me, 15:00 settle down to watch "super kev" display his skills for 90 mins. All thats left is a Town win for a perfect day!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />

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This Saturday.... 12:30hrs crawl out of pit, 12:45 Breakfast, 13:00 lunch, 13:30 Depart for the Brimabau, 13:45 Attack players before they get to changing rooms, 14:00 attack bar, 14:30 Attack Brimmo bar staff, 14:45 Attack Gazza on way to buy his "corner bit" and succed in getting more than the usual pound from me, 15:45 pick 50/50 winning ticket and make one person's day. and p lots more off by not getting right ticket.

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This coming Saturday....

get up in time for Hels Bells on Soccer am; laff @ all the Yorkie adverts; admire Helens presentational skills; see all league and cup goals from last week end; wonder why Helen supports Torquay - switch over to BBC 4 when wife walks in, bouncebackability, when wife makes breakfast.

 

 

off to brimmo; buy all the corner pieces, if Jess has got her act together!

 

Watch ETFC win; and be thankful i do not have to watch bridget jones again this weekend

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Saturday get up early,go shopping,cook breakfast, watch Town win,go home,have dinner,go out to watch decent band play,get to bed early sunday morning,get up early,get on coach 10.30 to Brighton,watch Ladies team win,get home late sunday,write report on ladies game and send it off,go to bed late.

Now which ONE point of above is wrong? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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Ok dont get the hump...this Sat wake up when God lets me prob about 10ish......no game at Capershotts so I guess its Hells Bells then off to Rush Green to damage the spleen.........I need to go round Brunobs, he's cooks breakfast....what is that? The bit that is wrong....er go home? Help!

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RIGHT

 

Get rudely woken up at around 6.30am by Very Little Miss Happy. Lose temper with her before I've even gone downstairs. Then lift Little Miss Happy out of bed and bugg*r back up again in the process. Then feed her and get splattered with porridge when she coughs with a mouth full of food. Get dragged around the shops in the morning and lose temper agian with Very Little Miss Happy as she absolutely hates shopping (as do I). Then put up with Mrs Happy as she starts getting stroppy about me goping to the game. Get to the game and watch the mighrty Town progress in the Vase. go home and get ready to go out to a quiz night knowling full well that we will not win coz Andy Hatvani is the quiz master and will not allow the table his wife is on to win. Oh, well can have a few glasses of wine so who cares....

 

 

...just so long as TOWN WINS. GO GET 'EM LADS!

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"Then put up with Mrs Happy as she starts getting stroppy about me goping to the game" <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />


My Saturdays are get up and have Mr Happy going on about todays fixture and then convincing Little Miss Happy by bribing her with choclate buttons & skipps that todays game will be great and that she will really enjoy it.. Mr Happy continues on all morning and well into the afternoon about the game and who's playing, and who's going to be there, and the other fixtures that could affect Towns place in the table, right up to the point when its time to leave.
Yes I admit that it does P*** me Off that our Saturdays are ruled by whether Town are at home or away!! just for once it would be nice to come first in your life. It does happen for a few weeks of the year when the seasons over..well at least until the fishing season starts!!!
Bitter.. NEVER!!!!
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Good luck to Andy, Cyclops. At least his beer's better than anything I've tasted by McMullens. Purveyors of vinegar to all of Hertfordshire. Evil people. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/angry.gif" alt="" />

 

This Sat: wake up hungover, curse, make coffee strong enough to tarmac the Downs car park with, drink it, curse, make more coffee and watch Footie Focus while groaning. Consider breakfast/lunch. Lift to ground, swift bottle of Mackeson's granny beer (yum!) and shiver for 2 hours, shouting incoherently on occasion. A great day out! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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FISHING you sure Happy now we know why you are so boring. (you bore the fish half to death prob as well thats how you catch them) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/hump.gif" alt="" />

 

Also i bet you dont catch a bean and then go to the butchers on the way home and buy a fish and say to Mrs H look what i caught! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wiggle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

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Well, that proves what a numpty you are Chopper. you get meat from the butchers! fish is bought from the fish-mongers. You've obviously been taking lessons off Junior for numptyish comments.

 

Anyway, fishing is a great sport. It's very therapeuytic. It gets one away from the wife, the kids, the office etc...

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A prize to Junior she got it right,It was watch ladies win.

Breakfast is very healthy,Eggs,Bacon (grilled),Fried slice (dad not me),grilled tomato`s,bread & a big Southport,I mean Mug, of tea (no sugar too fattening).

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I suppose I could hope for a postponement as I won't be able to go to the game, but fat chance if the pitch stood up so well to the bad weather before the North Greenford game!

Unfortunately I won't be at Goldsdown Road because the game clashes with the National Homebrew Festival at Sutton. You would have thought that the FA and the Craft Brewers Association would have got their act together and avoided the clash!

As you may remember, Andy Davison won the title of Overall Champion at last year's festival with an American Pale Ale called "Atlantean Dew" and has been an insufferably smug git ever since. He is defending his title with a mild (called "Frogswisher", I think) and a wheat beer (called "Kloenk") and I will be there to see him lose his crown! Either that or he will do the impossible and be the first brewer ever to win the title twice and will become an eternally insufferably smug git in the process!

The wheat beer was going to be called "English Summer's Day" because it was wet and cloudy but somehow it dropped bright (i.e. cleared) so Andy is hoping that using the name of another Jan Akkerman track will help him win again. Not too sure about that. Still, last year there were 54 different beers and only one duff one so I should enjoy myself!

Good luck to Town and apologies for my absence.


Is there no way Andy could squeaze in a reference to ETFC in his beer titles in the future.

How about 'pride of middlesex' or 'Enfields Town's Best' or something along them lines. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/pipe.gif" alt="" />
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