A bit boring on here...

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

...when YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~ isn't in, innit?

[Laz]

It's been as dull as than a night in the Farriers!

[gertcha EFM]

are you back at work now YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~ ?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yep, but will be off again tomorrow.

 

Tight-fisted lot won't give me full pay, despite OfficeWoman being off, fully-paid, at least once or twice a week for the last three months to look after her sick mother.

[MADEFM]

Thats a bit out of order, give em a piece of your mind!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I'd rather play a prank on them, MAD.

 

Any ideas??

[MADEFM]

hhhhhhmmmmm, put a 9V battery down the toilets? Might give em a bit of shock. I will try and think some up though

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Hey, I like that! I'll do that for starters! I'll put two of them down there!!

 

Keep thinking!!...

[Laz]

Won't the battery discharge itself?

[Claire!]

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Yep, but will be off again tomorrow.

Tight-fisted lot won't give me full pay, despite OfficeWoman being off, fully-paid, at least once or twice a week for the last three months to look after her sick mother.

By law, Fathers are entitled to 2 weeks parental leave now. At least that's what's in our Employement handbook from the governement.

[MADEFM]

nah, it will just keep giving you a shock until you finished pissing. If you have any foreign people who really annoy you, just find a site full of foreign insults and send them an email with them in. That will shut them up.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Claire - it's not fully paid. It's £100 a week.

 

Then again, for those who live in Essex, £100 a week would probably double their income.

[Laz]

I don't think Paternal Leave applies in Essex.

[Northern Monkey]

How about disabling office woman's weather forecaster?

or simply disabling office woman. or the old cling film over the bog?

oooh the choice is endless, here ends the monkey's contribution

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No wonder so many people in Essex get pregnant, for one week it doubles your income support, they should reduce it to £25 a week that'll stop them!

 

Why do governments still think people can get by on £100 a week?

 

Anyway, I've been off as well so that's also why it's been so dull, back Thursday though

[Laz]

A hundred a day would be more realistic figure!