Rainbow!!!!!!!!

[Claire!]

Ok - i have to show you this web site!!!! Has had me in stitches all morning!!!!!!! Copy this link into your web browser thingy. You'll need sound and it's really funny!!!!!!!

 

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

 

 

 

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

 

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

 

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

 

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

 

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

 

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

 

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

 

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

 

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

 

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

 

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

 

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

 

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

 

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

 

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

 

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

 

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

 

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

 

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

 

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

 

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

 

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

 

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

 

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

 

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

 

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

 

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

 

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

 

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

 

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

 

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

 

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

 

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

 

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

 

everybody get your instruments out."

 

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

 

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

 

like to play with my maracas?"

 

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

 

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

 

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

 

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

 

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

 

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

 

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

 

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

 

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

 

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

 

get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Hmmmmm, yes very funny if presented to common people or Essex folk!

 

It's almost like you've never been away

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Claire - are you sure you've had clearance?

 

Does it need to be signed, or does a verbal agreement suffice?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

have you sent that to herts blue?

I'd love to see his face when that arrives!

 

We'll quiz him about it when we see him next, see how shifty he looks

[Laz]

I didn't bother downloading the Jim Davison and Zippy MPEG!

[JKiF]

i was hoping this would have been about the venue in Finsbury park or the band

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Check emails, Thornsy - won't PM cos this site is so slow, it's a waste of fking time this afternoon.