Peace breaks out

[Southport - TOWNER]

Junior is off-line for the next few days quiet forum <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chat.gif" alt="" />! and a quiet house.....

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[Chopper]

quiet house u sure! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

ok the wife is still here!

 

Chops - are you really ill?

[Chopper]

i did not want to say that but you said it for me!

 

yes i am ill iam afraid.

[Chopper]

Does that mean Mr & Mrs Southport out on the tiles for the next few nights!

[Hawkeye Pierce]

When the cats away the mice will play!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Out on the tiles? not a bl**dy cat you know! but we may go and part take of a glass or two of something, in a few classy places; err like The Downs tonite!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

I'm sure that Mrs Southport would far rather be out on the tiles with someone far more classy and sophisticated. I here Fruitbat may be available!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Happy I shall pass on your comments to my lovely wife (who is sitting next to me!)

[Chopper]

taking your wife to work now southport are you trying to keep an eye on her then! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

no u numpty, I'm on hols for a couple of days; hence i can spend so much time on here (before we go shopping !!)

[Hawkeye Pierce]

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taking your wife to work now southport are you trying to keep an eye on her then! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

He often leaves the glass eye and leaves it at home to keep an eye on her!

[Chopper]

you are on hols again and you are going shopping with the wife not sure whats worse work of shopping with the misses.

[Mr Happy]

He's obviously got money to spend as a result of BP's big fat profits! Any chance of a sub Southport (and I don't mena Asa).

[Chopper]

He's obviously got money to spend but he has never bought me a drink! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[Southport - TOWNER]

he has no money, wife and 2 girls, you wait guys your turn will come!

[Arkwright]

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you are on hols again and you are going shopping with the wife not sure whats worse work of shopping with the misses.

So how many times have you been shopping with Mrs Southport then Chopper???

[Chopper]

A few times arky but did not like to say but it is hard work getting her out of that ann summers shop. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

I wish Mrs H would spend more time in Ann Summers rather than wasting her money in Next!!!

[Chopper]

Funny that happy only last week i did see mrs happy in ann summers but what she was buying was obviously not intended for you or was it! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/icon29.gif" alt="" /> how are the new toys <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />