FA CUP ODDS

[Voiceofreason]

Hornchurch Even Draw 11/5 Gravesend 11/5

 

Not great value for us Urchin supporters.

[chilled out entertainer]

hornchurch 55/1

 

draw 55/1

 

gravesend 1/55

[Ian_W]

Are you taking money at those odds?

[chilled out entertainer]

yup, if you like, how much do you wanna put on gravesend.

[Uncle Urchin]

I'll put 10 grand on Hx at those odds smartarse.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

cash only...we know what you pikies are like in the estuary caravan parks.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[chilled out entertainer]

10 grand? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> you lot clubbing together or is sugar daddy bankrolling this little flutter!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

ha ha...the 'sugar daddy' aint got two 'alfpennies' to rub together...'is missus spends it all..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

we pay the wages from the proceeds of prostitution....drug dealing and gambling.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

jeeeezuuus...everyone knows that....

 

'cept you mugs it seems.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" />

[The Monk]

Unc I wouldn't trust any notes they have...apparently last year they were giving dodgy £10 notes at the gates of Dagenham...

[Uncle Urchin]

I know...we had one of our ringers over there on one of the turnstyles and he got away with 45 quid.....

 

do those daggers inflate their gates or what....

 

can't trust anyone these days canya... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[chilled out entertainer]

6.50 to get in, your ground must be a right dive.

 

We will notbe subjected to you smelly lot will we?

i take it we will be penned in away from your odours and away from caskey (we dont want to get eaten now do we!!!!!)

[Uncle Urchin]

well we're even thinking of NOT letting you in..... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

after all with a capacity of 3500 we can fill the ground with our own anyway...who needs a shiteload of estuary gypos gobbing on the floors....(we dilute the attendences by the way to swindle the VAT man... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

now be nice to fatso...sorry caskey...or else you'll be watching the game on teletext.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[chilled out entertainer]

i heard teletext were not gonna cover it, as you are seen as a little club, not unlike the kings head, who play on a sunday in romford!!

[billy]

SQUAWKIDENT

 

hope manny aint played for another team in this years cup???

 

funny thing the memory aint it? wonder if manny remembers telling us all how he would be a premier league player when he was 25 ? when we were all young ens in custom house london east 16 ?

 

look where hes topped up poor fcuka

[Bridge]

Who gives a sh*t about Manny Ommmminnnooooouuuooooo, He'll be too busy nicking car wheels from the car park anyway!!!

[chilled out entertainer]

someones a happy little chappy arent they.whats the matter saw yourself on "uks pikeyest kids?" SKYONE classic! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/Rofl.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

[billy]

squawkident

why all the bad words? do you know we have ordered 200 hedgehogs for the kent burgers we are doing for you lot? and thats the thanks we get CHARMING

[Bridge]

Takes one to know one Kidda. Now run along to mummy as she needs you to pop out and nick the dinner!!!!

 

In fact try next door, Two taps on the caravan door gets you in...I hear there going A la Carte tonight...Spit roast rabbit with chunky fries!!!

[Uncle Urchin]

dont be fckn silly bridgey.....

 

thats on christmas day....its stinging nettle soup on weekdays and goats [****!!****] caserole on saturdays and sundays...

 

fck me mate...you'll never make a proppa pikie.... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Bridge]

LOL... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[billy]

squawkident

 

leave your banjo in the mobile home saturday mate. our band is quite good................