Wayne Purser

[Guest]

He is on TV now!! BBC 2

 

He wants to buy a big country house! Canvey must be paying him to much!

[David Holden]

Whatever Canvey are paying it must be far too much when added to what he gets from Hornchurch. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bounce.gif" alt="" />

[wayno]

Got some good bantered stick since the programme aired. (Thanks Hornchurch) !! Strengthening myself for a barrel load more from our players on Thursday.

 

Not happy about the front page of the Echo tonight though. Where did they get that headline from ??

[ronin]

It`s the Echo Wayne, they make it up as they go along.

 

P.S. How many hours did they keep you in make-up?

[wayno]

They gave up after the 4th day.

Couldn't make the nose any smaller !!

[South Mouth]

As i have recently moved up north, i have no idea why Wayne is on telly or in the Echo. Could someone tell me coz it sounds like he's getting ribbed!

[wayno]

Basically Chalky, I appeared on a programme about moving away from Canvey to a place in the sticks. No problem with that.

 

The Echo ask for a photo and a bit about the prog which I oblige with and am quoted on. No problem there either.

 

Problem is they try and spice it up with a big headline which is total bollox, lies and fabrication. And IM FCKIN FUMING.

[CIFC - Y.A]

Shame even the local papers are [****!!****] too... Bad luck ya had to get caught up in 'em mate <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. Next time, say you're leaving the Island because the local newspaper lacks that of elsewhere <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />, see what twists they put in then!

[Guest]

Okay - I give up - what did the Evening Echo headline / Story say???

 

Wayne - as President of your new formed fan club - can we get autographed photos to pass onto our members?

[CIFC - Y.A]

Something about him wanting to move due to the yobs on Canvey.

[blooming barmy bongo]

don't blame him, bl**dy kids need a kick up the a**e & find something better to do, and them boy racers!!

[CANV EFM]

but he was talking about the yobs on here!

[wayno]

Trouble was I never said anything remotely like it as anyone who saw the programme would know. I expressed my displeasure to the editor though !!

[ken]

Wayno, voice of the people! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

wayno.. YOB TERMINATOR!! yobs beware waynos here

[South Mouth]

Thanks Wayne for keeping me up to date!

 

So according to the Echo, you're moving because of the yobs! They'll do anything to sell a few papers won't they?

 

But i reckon you could swing this Wayne and use the story in an attempt to become saviour of Canvey from all the burberry wearing, rude boy 'Chavs' that occupy every corner shop and off licence on the Island.

 

I say beat up the lot of em and nick their pocket money so they cant buy fags and Max Power magazine!

[ken]

what are you on about chalky, you are the burberry wearing chav (god i hate using that word) you talk about. now get on with some bloody work, since you have been at uni all you do is chat on here!

[South Mouth]

Oi, Ginger Hop Along Cassidy! Aren't you suppose to be hard at work instead of insulting me.

 

I'm a student, which means i get to sit on my [****!!****] all day, spend my student loan on beer and reply to your inaccurate rants about me.

 

I am not a bloody Chav! (And i hate the word too but i thought that is what everyone is calling them! They call them Scallies up here.) I wouldn't be seen dead in Burberry or caught listening to The Streets!

 

Now that i've moved up north, Ken gets hard! I'm so gonna dump you in a rough part of Sheffield at 4 in the morning when you come up next week!

[ken]

this is no place for you to confess your undieing love for me and just because you are up north doesnt mean you can hide your womford rude boy roots, see you saturday

[Guest]

Chalky Boy, you are not a Scally, just a

Northern Chav <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/spam.gif" alt="" />