Lost Again

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Whilst on my usual Sunday night out, this if you are not aware, consists of me venturing to my local nightclub in a full replica Brian Woolfe kit, topped off with the hairpiece handed to me by the great man himself.

However, last night in my drunken stupor, whilst leaving the club the aforementioned hairpiece got caught by a gust of wind, and went flying across to the otherside of the road. Which unfortunately , coincided with the local councils dog warden unit passing by, whom mistakenly took it, for Mrs Atkins - Smythes’ ( you know the one from no.32 who smells of wee ) missing shitzu, and nabbed it before I had a chance to leap Lee Smelt like after it.

This hairpiece had great sentimental value, as it was the one worn by Brian at the Gola Alliance dinner and dance ( circa 1978 ) , it was the D & D , for those that were there, where he sent Mrs. Woolfe flying across the dancefloor by producing a legendry Woolfie side step when dancing the military two step. What a legend !

 

The lose of the aforementioned hairpiece, and th 1 nil defeat at the weekend are just too much to take.

 

However, I should feel much better after a few swifties at lunchtime, which for those of you unaware, means venturing to my local in a replica Kenny Burrett kit, topped off with the full beard.

 

Heres hoping that the beard makes it safely back home… And that our fortunes start to change in time for next weekend.

[Harry J Allstars]

Thats two minutes of my life I'll never get back

[Wobbly Wayne rides again]

Unfortunately after ringing the dog wardens , the aforementioned hairpiece was discarded , so I won't get that back either.

 

But rest assured the Kenny B beard, has been placed back in its presentation case until next week, of course all remnants of pork scratchings were lovingly and timestakingly removed first.

 

 

Up the Fleet, may the spirit of Kenny Burretts beard posses all those who wear the red and white

 

 

 

PS. Read quicker next time and it would have only lost you a minute !