Today's Sun

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Bought the Sun today for the first time in ages. It must be one of the all-time classic issues!

 

• A story about Rebecca Loos, jerking off a pig on live TV. And yep, there's a picture inside of the 'result'!
• A Chinese couple who have been married for 12 years, and only now has their son sussed out that his dad is, in fact, a woman.
• Kim and Chezza having a bit of a snog.

And on the back page, a story about how Reyes' national coach called Terry Henry a "black piece of sh*t".

 

Now, YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~ does not condone racism, but yes, Terry Henry is black, and yep, he's a piece of sh*t.

 

It's hardly on the Ron Atkinson level, is it?

 

Wonder if it would have been a story had he called Rooney an "ugly piece of sh*t", or Joe Cole a "fat piece of sh*t"??

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Actually, that Rebecca Loos story reminds me of an issue of Viz!

 

Does anyone remember a Viz cartoon strip around 1991/92 called Martin And His Monkey-Spunk Moped?

 

Absolutely classic.

 

Martin had this moped that only ran on Monkey-Spunk, so he had to go down to the zoo a couple of times a week to pick up some of this 'fuel'!

 

Anyway, the zoo eventually ran out of Monkey-Spunk, so Martin traded in his moped for a scooter that could only be fuelled by Leopard's Fanny-Batter.

 

Quality!

 

No doubt this post will now be deleted - who's the Moderator?

 

Oh - it's me! Hurrah!!

[CANV EFM]

that pig produced a goodly amount of the old 'baby gravey, maybe rebecca has a special technique.. maybe we should write to beckham and ask him..

i think in spain most people see the word black as they see ugly or fat so wont be that bothered more of an adjective and a reason to march on parliament..

fk me im fking bored today

[YELLOW]

Sneaking out for a lunchtime beer today, CANV?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I was sitting in the hairdressers getting the new Thorns cut and I turned to bizarre and there was my fantasy girls Kim and Chezza in hardcore snogging action and I was thinking if you got the chance to snog both of them would you return the bi favour so to speak and snog one of your male mates as well if that was the condition.

 

Count me in - Zeal I'm looking at you!

 

Anyway before that thought and while I was just mulling over the picture I was glad for one of them robes to be over my lap <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />