and in removing shag ash from the ear

[pabird]

How do others cope with half and full time essentials in our clubhouse

 

I find it quite difficult to fill the lungs with sufficient oxygen at the doorway (oxygen being 21% of the outside air) to get

A. to the bar

B. onto the TV for view of results (oxygen content now at circa 11%)

and finally onto

C. the toilet (1% oxygen at best)

A sharp move to the recently bolted shut door by the dartboard to suck in replacement outside air (small crack left hand side)

All this achieved plus hand signals in agreement that we should be 2-0 up Greggors should have won at least 1 pen and no, Crow is not injured

The recent enforced closure of door by dartboard has worked and the clubhouse is now so much more "touchy feely"

PS removal of shag ash from the ear is best achieved with damp cotton wool, when hot the black burn marks tend to fade in about one week

All done with a smile of course

 

 

[cangull]

Shag ash! conjures up up some amusing thoughts and memories. A mate of mine, whilst in a group at a party or pub and the cigs comes around and is asked if he smokes always replied ' Only during sex'. Now, I have heard of some couples using many different orifices but the ear is a new one in my book!!

[CANV EFM]

having given up on jan 1. i am now the worlds worst about smoking... i always belived in everyones right to smoke where ever.. now alas i prefer the non smoking bar (and they are pants).. i trust the canvey club house will always stink of fags, and hopefully one day i'll be able to venture back in!!

[Wilf]

Vic - have you never heard of "cocking a deaf 'un" ????

[cangull]

Wilf - I am deaf so 'No I would not of heard it'!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Is perhaps what I am suffering from called 'Shag Ear'!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />