I've got the bastard.

[Merv]

Rotten George's Johnny can be got. You have to be nice to him and accept his insults, being as obsequious as possible. He expects aggression, but when he is met with charm and courtesy - he's speechless.

 

The religion bit - praying for him - is an extra bonus.

 

He he he.

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

O.K. Merv I,m willing to give it a go,as long as he can,t see me gritting my teeth while I type!!

[cangull]

Andy - I don't know what your problem is , just take your teeth out!! <img src="/forums/images/icons/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/biggrinangelA.gif" alt="" />

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

Hmm nice idea Vic,I,ll nice RJS into submission with big gummy grins

[Merv]

Of course Vic, that doesn't mean I have to be nice to you, you sad old...

 

No, I can't do it. The religion has got to me.

 

Bless you Vic.

[cangull]

Merv you crack me up - and yes I could imagine you in one of those 'Dog Collars'! No Merv not the white ones, the ones with the pointed metal studs on a leather strap, perhaps I should suggest that to your missus - then again you may well have been there already?

[Merv]

Well done everyone. Rotten George's Johnny must be beside himself with all this kindness and understanding (not to mention the religion) that we keep throwing back at him.

 

George had a toot at the Park Lane admission prices being a rip-off today. Further proof that it is John Crawshaw (or another amazzzzzing coincidence!).

 

I have so much respect for the man that I am trying to see if we can get one of those blue plaques mounted on the house where he was born. Trouble is, I was told the recipient has to be dead first. Do you think we could organise something?

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

No problem Merv,I reckon all this kindness is making him shrivel up like a slug that youve just sprinkled with salt!!!

[CANV EFM]

i cant believe our top stalker/wierdo is a potential librarian... whats really scary is that he could be a tank top wearing old duffer or worse a dusty old dawn french type bird!!

keep it coming merv

[cangull]

To be frank, I think this RJS George headbanger Manning etc would have confused that great man Darwin as to what species he would have catalogued him. It would be an insult to them to attach him to the ape or monkey family, yet 'it' has learn't to spell and use a computer; perhaps the use of the modern language of 'Pillock' as a a species name isn't to far out for him. My main concern at the moment, has he started breading and intermixing his genes(Levis) what a dreadfull thought to have to cope with more than one of this Canvey hating species!! We would all need Merv and his higher belief on our side to survive!!

[Andy the Marsh Rat]

Keep the faith Vic