top football drink

[CANV EFM]

beer is usually no. 1 any kind of beer.. lager guiness or even that 'real beer' cr.p...

but beer needs to be constantly topped up to keep that 'beer high' and with the new conf 'no beer' rules thats out of the question..plus you have to keep going for a p.ss..

strong spirits are fine but if misjudged there is no way back you are off your conkers for the duration..also excessive hard liqour usually leads to trouble of some sort, even if its just getting run over..

im thinking wine may be the way forward.. at 14 per cent you get some warning that your head is about to come off, plus there is less volume than beer and it is strong enough to achieve that lasting p.ssed up feeling.. now i wonder if the park lane clubhouse does a nice line in blossom hill..?

actually [censored] that, ill buy two boxes of wine take the foil bags out and stuff em into my coat pockets (may have to get a new coat with big pockets) then get 2 extra long bendy straws.. then whenever i fancy a slurp i merely press the button on those little tap things and off i go...

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Once you've perfected the design, put me down for one of those!

[Laz]

Quality idea!

[YELLOW]

I'll look out for you Saturday CANV and see if you've perfected it yet!!