Some Church Announcements.

[Big J R]

*The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

 

* Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

 

* The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

 

* Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

 

* The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

 

* A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

 

* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

 

* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

 

* Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

 

* The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

 

* Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

 

* A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

 

* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

 

* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

 

* Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

 

* Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

 

* The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

 

* The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

 

* Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

 

* Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

 

* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

 

* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

 

* The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

 

* Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

 

* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

 

 

 

 

[Burnham Lad]

Some years ago, a classic church ad appeared in the Slough Observer:

 

Church of God of Prophecy

 

We are sorry that the Church fete due to be held next Saturday has had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.