what is happening to our country...?

[CANV EFM]

2 blokes in the office have go out for a meeting and they went for a coffee.. a coffee!!??!! what kind of twats are we sending through school these days.. this is the greatest trading city on the planet.. work is done over a pint with a handshake.. fking coffee... i couldnt believe it.. i really fear for our fine lands future are there really people out there who dont try to get on it on work time at every possible oppertunity.. dont people sneak off home early anymore? fking scarfer central ill be glad when i give this job up the people have gone to hell in a handcart.. fking coffee.. just p.ss off!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Mrs Z bought me a nice hip-flask for our anniversary last week.

 

I mean, I don't get involved in any of that meeting sh*t, but it's nice to have brandy available at point in time during the working day.

 

Goes particularly well in Dr Pepper, actually.

 

 

[mala_D]

Guinness + Amaretto = Dr Pepper!

 

Funny you mention the coffee thang, Canv, as the City's trading power was forged in the coffe houses of 18th century London. Lloyds an' all that!

We come full circle. [handy trick for porno stars]

[Laz]

Zealster, do we have another coffee session planned?

[CANV EFM]

ahh the jamacia inn very nice 'ex' coffee shop..im going out for a nescafe in the few minutes.. maybe a few pints of necafe

[YELLOW]

Fck me! You go out for a coffee with a bird not one of your male office colleagues!! If it has something alcoholic in it then that's a bit better!

[JKiF]

Guinness + Amaretto ?

 

 

im intrigued.....

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Fancy doing a couple before the Purfleet game, JK!!?

 

 

[mala_D]

well you know Guinness + Tia Maria = McDonalds Chocolate Milkshake.

2 shots of TM in Guinness, but 1 in Murphys.

Perfect!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yeah, used to drink that a lot, actually. Tastes nothing like McDonalds Chocolate Milkshake, mind!!

 

It's called a Black Velvet, isn't it??

 

 

[JKiF]

well mr zeal may well be tempted!

 

can i do them, during the game as well?

 

 

 

 

memo to self must be more positive, must be more positive

[mala_D]

Thought that was guinness and champagne.

I've had that a few times...thought it was a waste of Guinness personally!

Just like drinking bread...a strong yeasty smell erupts from your glass.

 

Personally I think it's sacrilege to mix brandy with anything...although I could stretch to that if it's cheap Sainsbury's crap.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Oops - yes you're right. Guinness and Champagne. <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

And yes - it's cheap Safeways crap!!

 

 

[mala_D]

Heard the anecdote from Nathan McGough, former manager of Happy Mondays.

Shaun Ryder was banged up in a jersey or Guernsey cell for coke possession and McGough told him "We'll have to send for an advocate".

Ryder is said to have shouted at him: "I dont want no fookin' poncy poofs drink!".

[JKiF]

 

good call Mal, good call

 

without wishing to sound "showbizy'

mate interviewed him the other month and him & Bez were bang on it at 10.00 o'clock, no great suprise i know but supposedly clean +serene?, cash in hand job which they then proceded to leave behind

 

madder than a bag of march hares

 

ive just been told that Barnet s pubs are to have 24hr licences...anyone heard this?

[YELLOW]

Barnet? Suppose their celebrating being top of the Conference!

[Big J R]

Quite agree with you Mala.

 

Used to spend a lot of my mis-spent youth with me cousins and Uncle and Aunt in Inverness. Uncle was a true Highlander and introduced me to 'serious' drinking in the bars of the old city.

 

He'd order 'a large dram for youn lad', (me).

 

If anybody was silly enough to ask if I wanted anything with it, he'd reply,

 

"Aye ! Another large dram !!"

 

Now I only drink whiskey or brandy, NEAT !

[DJ Ozzy Bin Laden]

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YELLOW EFM said:
Fck me! You go out for a coffee with a bird not one of your male office colleagues!! If it has something alcoholic in it then that's a bit better!

Not even then YA
The only time you should drink coffee is if it's before 11am and you haven't made a pre-arrangment with the offy on Victoria Street