Just For Fleet Boy, so............

[Big J R]

...he doesn't start crying !!

 

(ages since I've actually had to TYPE a joke, instead of 'cut-and-paste' )!

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[color:"blue"] Two guys who went to technical college together to train as motor mechanics meet by chance in a pub one evening.

 

After a couple of pints and much back-slapping, the first guy says to the second,

 

"So - Are you still single ?"

 

"Nah !! I married Ethel Stephens and we run our own car repair business now. We're very successful !"

 

"Ethel Stephens ?????? Wasn't she that great big ugly fat lump doing mechanics with us at tech ?"

 

"That's the one ! BRILLIANT mechanic. Looks aren't everything. Why don't you come and meet her ?"

 

So both guys wander back to the first guys garage after a few more bevvies !

 

They walk into the workshop and the second guy see a pair of legs sticking out from under a car on an inspection trolley.

 

"Here Ethel ! I've bought an old mate from college round !"

 

(Grunt from under car !)

 

First guy whispers to his mate. I'll show you how good she is !

 

"Out yer come, Ethel. Ill finish up under there !"

 

The inspection trolley screeches out to reveal a huge shapeless lump of a woman, smeered in grease !

 

"OK ! Tell us what yer want !" She grunts as her husband slides underneath the car.

 

"3/8ths whitworth spanner !" He shouts out.

 

"3/8ths whitworth spanner !" She grunts, immediately finding the appropriate tool and passing it under the car to her husband.

 

"Torque Wrench !" He requests.

 

"Torque Wrench !" She grunts, handing it to him.

 

"Large Phillips Screwdriver !" He barks.

 

"Large Phillips Screwdriver !" Quick as a flash, its handed to him.

 

"10 pound club-hammer !" He requests.

 

"10 pound club-hammer !" she says, almost before he's finished the request, but drops it accidently on his hand with a loud thud !

 

[color:"blue"] "F-U-*-K M-E !!!!!!!!!" [color:"blue"] The mechanic yells.

 

 

[color:"red"] "Brown paper bag ????????????" [color:"black"] His wife asks !!!!

 

 

 

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[American FLEET FAN No1]

well worth waiting for.........IMHO <img src="/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />

[Stu B]

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