Body Parts !!

[Big J R]

[color:"blue"] All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

 

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

 

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

 

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

 

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

 

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

 

"I should be in charge," said the [***!!***], "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

 

All the other body parts laughed at the [***!!***] and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

 

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the [***!!***] should be the boss.

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The Moral of the story ???

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An ars*ole is USUALLY in charge !!!!

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