right then you mugs....

[Uncle Urchin]

thought I'd better come and see how you're getting on before you start accusing me of neglecting you.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

now then...just a couple of things....

 

firstly we want winchuppie back or else its 30 grand in readies for him to stay.... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

secondly I think Dom was behind that bollox in the observor this morning.... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

hhhmmmmm yes...I recognise the style.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

ha ha...good win yesterday....did borgi go off on one....?

 

keep it up and I'll try and get over for a game soon....

 

if you'll let me in..... <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

[Big J R]

.....see you've found the batteries for yer pacemaker, then Unc !

[Martin]

Thanks Unc. Good to see you have not forgotten us now your all high and mighty. You can't have Whincup back. I am sure we have won him over with THAT great song of his. He will noy want to leave us now.

 

I don't think Mr. Borg was best pleased yesterday. But then is he ever happy?

 

So you boys going National next season?

[Uncle Urchin]

just the connie proper martin and then we'll sit back and have a look see....

 

I'm not sure we can sustain league levels even though at one time I did have dreams....

 

jake will be a star....no doubts at all....

 

see ya soon...

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[Ian]

Actually, Unc, Whincup is rubbish. The player of the month award was only because we like singing a song with "Winky" in it. He's not very good and we'd be doing you a favour if we took him off you for nought to lower your wage bill. Can we assume a free transfer by the end of the week? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[brighton_rebel]

Uncle,

Why was todays Observer piece rubbish - isn't it true you've got a massive wage bill and a big backer (can they give some cash to Slough please)

 

brighton rebel

 

To read the article go to http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,9753,1297521,00.html

[Chris]

Isn't a certain former Weymouth Chairman who recently resigned sports editor at the observer?

[GarySTFC]

Coincidental that really.... You could even put Weymouth in a similar boat, yet there's only a brief mention of them. Can they sustain Claridge's £4k a week on gates of 1100?

[Uncle Urchin]

he he...great stuff...the power of the free press....

 

fckn pinko guardianistas...all want deporting to russia....

 

its rubbish brighthelmstonian because its not true.....

 

we are skint and make our wage bill possible by running prostitution rings and dealing in drugs.... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

now if they had printed that....

 

hands up alright...... <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

essex abromovich indeed...more like essex fagan.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[BFR]

I can just imagine Gazza Hill kneeling down before you Unc and begging for more <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

oh god no....

 

an urchinette yes.....

 

but fckn hillsy.....

 

he'd bite me balls orf....

[Tuffley Rebel]

Unc, Borgie started to get lairy with the home support, but wentt and sat down when we started singing

Mark Pye, theres only one Mark Pye....