southport junior

[russ]

hi southport well done thursday if junior wants to be a mascot il arrange for her to met every body at efc if shes brave enough that is but she will have to wear our shirt lol good luck sunday might even be there myself russ

[Junior]

would say sorry its not my colour but... its the same as town right?

 

well then just sorry no!

 

love to if its Enfeld vs Enfield Town.....??

[Southport - TOWNER]

Russ, good to see you the other night, didn't think much of your dress sense tho!!

 

would have come up this afternoon, but have family commitments

 

c u soon

 

[russ]

hello junior im affraid that will never happen you wont play us we are to good for you but you and dad will be made welcome at ware come and see a good team nice ground nice pitch come today both of you see plenty of goals and see it in comfort hope you win sunday hard game tho might even come to hope to see you at ware no hard feelings after all its all enfield aint it take care russ

[andyetfc]

I have reliably been informed that Southport has been naughty and cannot come out to play this afternoon! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[russ]

hi southport just winding you no who up might see you tomorrow andy you comeing to day see you there if you do good luck for tomorrow both of you russ wat time is kick of tomorrow

[andyetfc]

Russ

 

I will be there this afternoon.

 

Tomorrow's KO is 3.00pm. For you northerners from Ware 15.00 hours.

[MbrunoB]

And what a goal fest it was today.

[Junior]

what? one?!

[AbbeyMan]

Quote:

Junior said:
what? one?!

It's called irony better know as taking the p1ss

[Junior]

ohhh! no-one ever manages to explain irony, but that makes it a little clearer.

[AbbeyMan]

Quote:

Junior said:
ohhh! no-one ever manages to explain irony, but that makes it a little clearer.

Assuming I have it right there's also sarcastic...

[Junior]

what?

[AbbeyMan]

well, you can be ironic and sarcastic but generally taking the p* but there is a subtle difference.

 

Hmm... I wonder, can you be ironically sarcastic ?

 

Ask dad I'm sure he'll explain it better than me.

 

Was watching "Deep Blue Sea" earlier and they explained Einstein's theory of relativity as "A second holding a hot needle can seem like an hour but an hour with a hot woman can seem like a second" or something like that. Sounds good to me!

 

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[Junior]

how has that got anything to do with irony?!

[bigboybubs]

It's just like diet. It's is die with a T. Now go and dosome irony for school tommorrow.

[Southport - TOWNER]

Quote:

AbbeyMan said:

Ask dad I'm sure he'll explain it better than me.


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AbbeyMan - I was reading this thread and thought " i betta xplain this to her" larfed so loud when i read ur comments

I had a lecturer (many years ago) who said I was the most sarcastic person he had ever met, took me 2 terms to realise it was NOT a compliment!!!

Irony is for women as it is related to ironing
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[AbbeyMan]

At least I made you "larf" - English never was my strongest point!

 

Trust you enjoyed today ?

 

Can't wait for the WAFC v ETFC fixtures...

[Southport - TOWNER]

today was brilliant

 

u know when u go to a game epecting to be stuffed

after 10 mins u can't believe u are not 3 or 4 down

 

then the magic of the cup

 

in the second half we had a different attitude

 

Think WAFA and ETFC fixtures will be crakcers

 

(note no sarcasism or ironing!!)

 

[AbbeyMan]

NOTED!