Thas ol Cruncha sayves Ricaays seazun

[Carrot Cruncher]

nows thas wuss i's lykes to sea.

 

the ol cruncha gyves yous ricaay bois the ol nod bout gettin yurself a desent keepa ada bout too a clark, an buy har passed ten yous ricaay bois ave gonnun sind im!

 

gud werk yous ricay bois.

 

nows yousall bee tarp bi's chrismass and chamyons bi easta - no worriz! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[The Town Crier]

Thank you for that Mr Cruncher.

 

When you and Mrs Cruncher are ready to re-book your holiday at Maldon... consider this.

 

If you want to give her a holiday of a lifetime, and take her abroad, you’ll be welcome to park your tractor overnight at New Lodge and kip in our turnstile.

Coz your tractor, (as good as it is) will never make Canvey in a day.

 

I hope this goes a little way to show our appreciation of your kind help.