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i havnt worn a suit to work for ages.. the last time i shaved midweek was in 2002.. in fact truth be told the last 12 months have seen my standard of work attire and all round office appearence reach new low levels.. not that i was remotely bothered...

anyway tonight im out on it and for some unknown reason i decided to have a shave and dredge through the wardrobe in search of a long forgotten suit and a pair of new shoes i bought about 18 months ago and have never worn.. after a further 10 minutes searching for a black belt i was off..

i knew i had made a difference when the newspaper bloke who has got me a daily nazi (mail), cup of tea n packet of chewing gum without me saying a word for last 18 months just stared at me ..

obviously the chaps at work where most amused and natch i told my boss i was having an interview for a proper job..

but what struck me most was the attitude of women, lots more smiles from the work belters who i know well and a general feeling of increased pulling power.. this led me two one of two conclusions..

either..

a nice suit,shoes and clean cut apperance can really make a difference to all you single guys out there..

.

or

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all women are shallow c..ts

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