champyons ellect - orr soe i fort?

[Carrot Cruncher]

woss al this thens me darlins. i's bin a keypin me old carrat ed doun abit ov layte cos youse ricay bois iss a bid too brite and liverly four mee yous sees.

 

buts i's bin a keypin ann i on yours thems theres results ans i's bin a notycyn thas yous ricay bois hays bin gittin sum damm good idins - ans yous evin below uss crunchers in the's old tabel nowe.

 

thas ther balls bin a gowin in yur net mor offen than me combyne arvesta! so i's sais - sowrtit owt yous ricay bois - uwes is sposed to be champyons ellect unt ya?

 

- lurvs an kyssis frym the cruncha

[GazzaBTFC]

Damn, where did I put that translation book...

[Ryan.c]

... or it might be that sixth finger getting in the way when he types!

[GazzaBTFC]

Could be that he has webbed hands?

[The Town Crier]

Dear Carrot,

Thank you for your concern, but it is unwarranted.

Whilst you were skiving, we lost 2 games, some of our players took their eye off the ball, (Excuse the pun) but the club hasn’t.

 

So I am sure you are pleased to hear, that a little tinkering has been going on, and normal service will be resumed over the coming week

 

 

Yours sincerely

 

TC.

 

Sorry, i'll translate.

 

Carrot

 

Tis nice yooz takes an in,arest in ole ricay bois, but wee awlrite.

Ann wen u a kipin wen youz spose be workin,

our tracor weel gets a bit of a warble.

 

But ole ricay bois is on it like a flaash.

Titan a fuw nuts, an orda som nu parts, an tracor's lik a shinee jon dear wiv a terbo.

 

Fanks me ole muker

 

TC

[Keith.P]

Quality !! - <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[GazzaBTFC]

Great answer....How long did that take to pull together?

[Carrot Cruncher]

Oi, Oi - me ol matie Toon Cryya, i’s is a likin whas i’s bin a reedin - lookes likey you ricaay bois noes owta speek affer al. i’s ad a tuch ov thee ol tracta weel wobbel meselff an is a bugger n al i’s can tellya.

 

bud thas bigis problam we’s gut as thas momunt is a gettin thas bluddy weet outa me ol mateys wallie tha weet’s feeld, wass wiv al thas rane an all.

 

anyswais, bacta thas footie and yous ricaay bois cud doo wiv a brite shinney nu goaly i’s bin a finkin. trys thas ther pull goffard as at purffeat, eed doya as jobb.

 

i’s a bee bac affer thas weeken bois.

 

up thas crunchas!

[GazzaBTFC]

Surgery is required...me thinks

[The Town Crier]

Quote:

Carrot Cruncher said:

anyswais, bacta thas footie and yous ricaay bois cud doo wiv a brite shinney nu goaly i’s bin a finkin. trys thas ther pull goffard as at purffeat, eed doya as jobb.

i’s a bee bac affer thas weeken bois.

up thas crunchas!

Thanks for the tip CC, but where would Thurrock get a replacement.

[Iron Webbo]

Paul Gothard you say ... hmmm ... interesting.