Asa Pamplin

[Manor_Born]

 

We have been known to have one or two at the Manor!!

[Guest]

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AbbeyMan said:

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lovely stuff said:
none of the other teams at this level has any fans. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

The Abbey do.............

Derek doesn't count as a fan though ;-)

[Squadron Leader]

Is that all you are interested in, the MONEY? I've said it before & I'll say it again, our Players get EXPENSES not WAGES.

 

GREEN EYED & MONSTERS COME TO MIND!!!

 

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[TopGun]

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We8et said:
Tin pot and enfield town go hand in hand.....me essex?? y thank you....yes we want your money fckin rite we do it helps pay for the horse sh1t we have to sweep up after you leave...........look m8 just except it no one likes you....give us your money.....i only hope you dont win the league just to see your fat old red mugs looking like you have licked piss from a nettle.....loyal players ?your aving a larf aint ya brad went to ford wasnt good enough come back with tail between his legs.

Let me Know where you are and I'll send this fella to Dump on you .(click attachment)

[Guest]

OK £35 quid a week expenses if you play none if you dont? i call that wages knob cheeses.........

 

etfc fan goes to hospital and thinks he has been poisoned. he tell the doc i eat a dafodil bulb thinking it was an onion.... dont worry pikie the doc says you wil be out in the spring <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> LFC

[Guest]

That was TERRIBLE.

[Squadron Leader]

You really need to get a life you Numpty!!!

 

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[AbbeyMan]

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Anonymous said:
OK £35 quid a week expenses if you play none if you dont? i call that wages knob cheeses.........

etfc fan goes to hospital and thinks he has been poisoned. he tell the doc i eat a dafodil bulb thinking it was an onion.... dont worry pikie the doc says you wil be out in the spring <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" /> LFC

Nearly as bad as the version where he swallows a £1 coin - when the visitors arrive the next day, they are told that there is still no change! Boom! Boom!

[Junior]

absoloute pants..

[The Invisible Man]

Apparently the guy in the next bed had swallowed some caterpillars.

 

They told him he'd have butterflies in the stomach.

[Squadron Leader]

It gets worse!!!

 

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[AbbeyMan]

And then there was the slimmer dreaming about marshmellow's ... in the morning he woke up to find he'd eaten the pillows!

[Football Director]

This all started about Asa Pamplin how did it get to this.We are all adults i think so lets keep it real

[Jonny M]

Oh no ! Not more northern humour !!

 

Drastic old move, heh, Mr. Invis ? although you may not have been seen in W Yarks... (No, not more old 'Invisible' jokes !)

 

J

[Badger]

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AbbeyMan said:
And then there was the slimmer dreaming about marshmellow's ... in the morning he woke up to find he'd eaten the pillows!

I had a dream like that last night. I dreamt I was eating a pillow, and when I woke up, my giant marshmallow had gone.

[Southport - TOWNER]

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Eton Manor said:
..........We are all adults i think so lets keep it real

no not all adults; Junior isn't; but then she is more intelligent then some of the numpties that we have to put up with on here, when LFC have nothing betta to do.

Any way - anybody any details on ASA's playing stats?

[andyetfc]

No!

[Junior]

nope! i knew u loved me realy dad!

[Football Man]

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I had a dream like that last night.

I had a dream about a horse last night. It was a night mare!

[Guest]

etfc fan...mummy i am in love

etfc.mum...are you one eye

etfc fan ....yes mummy

etfc mum .... whats her name one eye

etfc fan ....its peggy sue mummy

etfc mum ..... whats she look like one eye

etfc fan ..... shes so nice looking mummy

etfc mum....... how old is she one eye

etfc fan ...... shes 19 mummy

etfc mum ....... do you love her son

etfc fan....... yes mummy we are in love

and mummy we are getting married

etfc mum........ anything else i should know

about her son?

etfc fan........ shes a virgin mummy

etfc mum........ you cant marry her son

etfc fan....... why not mummy

etfc mum....... if shes not good enough for her

family shes no good for ours