top session..

[CANV EFM]

left work at 3 pm got on some stupid 6 per cent bottled p.ss in wapping.. went to west ham southend spent 11 minute using the C word.. west ham scored and about 15 8 yr olds all in west ham shirts started cheering front of me with their mums.. kind of took the edge off the hard core attitude i was hoping for.. left at half time , back to the pub for a new concept in drinking .. we have all done shots in our time.. well ok me n zeal have the rest of you shandy drinkers probably dont.. well the new round is lite n bitters for everyone with a shot/chaser of half a pint of cider.. to be necked in one of course.. cabs home form the city at 2 am after a good kareoke session.. we were doing some robbie williams angels stuff but natch we used our own lyrics.. one of the gang was getting divorced so we based it on that...

..

fk of you c.......nnntttt

youve taken all my moneyy

i suppose you think its funny

well your a fkin whoorre

 

do one you sllluuuttt

im gonna [***!!***] your maate

the one you fking hate

ill send you the tape

 

etc etc

[Claire!]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Best I can offer last night was the pint of half-Kroney/half-Smirnoff Ice I had during the first half.

 

One of the better grounds in this league - they let you drink on the terraces.

 

A couple of pornographic purchases made on the way home, as is fairly madatory when pissed.

 

Lights went out with 10 minutes to go - alas, no goal followed, so no chance to dig out that old '1-0 since the lights came on' chant from Canvey December 2001.

 

Claire is an odd mood. Buggered off just after half time in a strop - you okay this morning, baby!?

 

Grays put six past Margate. Surely there's not a worse team than us in the league this season??

 

 

[Claire!]

yeah i'm ok - was just cold thats all!!!! Needed to be in the warm!!!! Time for my wooly jumpers i think!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Did you manage to say all that private stuff to your passenger last night - y'know, the stuff that meant you couldn't give me and Thornsy a lift home despite having two spare seats?

 

The stuff that, despite having two spare seats, despite it pissing down with rain, and despite all the sound advice I've given you over the last four months, was just so important, because you'd forgotten to say it in all your previous private chats, that you couldn't allow us some refuge??

 

We got home safe and sound, by the way. I was home and in bed just after half past midnight.

 

What time did you and herts blue get to bed?

 

Take that whichever way you want.

 

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[gertcha EFM]

I bet Thornsy never gave you my response to your question.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

He said I was second.

 

Presumably that means Costello is first!

 

 

[gertcha EFM]

I told him after Sept 12th things will be reviewed.

 

Costello and the Conservative Club manager are joint top.

 

Worth the money last night then ?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yep.

 

Love spending the best part of £50 on watching my team lose 0-2 in the rain, buying 4-hour round journey rail tickets to a town 30 minutes up the road by car and pornographic magazines that I have to chuck out before I even get home.

 

Of course, despite supporting the Saints home and away, EFM are the worst fans at the club and we should all be banned.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

nice one claire.. just bin your mates at the drop of a hat..

[Claire!]

I didn't bin anyone. You didn't come to the bar after the game. If you had then i would have given you a lift back.

 

I didn't get in till after midnight as well, so all in all we got home at the same time.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

 

 

[Claire!]

No Zeal. Stop it. Stop assuming stuff. There were 2 spaces in my car yes. You hadn't asked me with respect, but assumed i'd give you a lift home. If you had come to the bar and had asked me politely then of course i would have given you 2 a lift home. But as it stands you didn't come to the bar after the game. We even waited around for you 2 incase you were doing some kind of event in the ground after the match. We stayed till 10.30, and you still hadn't come in, so we took it that you must have got the train home.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Of course we didn't wait around for a lift - you'd already told us, in no uncertain terms, at half time it wasn't convenient for you to take us. You also told us why it wasn't.

 

And I can't believe you waited around for us til 10.30 purely for us - you have both mine and Thornsy's mobile numbers if you really weren't sure if we were still hanging about.

 

We don't do 'events', by the way. And certainly didn't 'assume' anything. As for respect, it's a two-way thing.

 

 

[Claire!]

Respect is a 2 way thing

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Errr... that's what I said.

 

 

[Claire!]

I was agreeing with you that respect is a 2 way thing

[CANV EFM]

nice one claire.. as per usual C.Z. you find its all 'take take take' with some people

[Claire!]

shut up. I am not take take take. What ever i am given i always return. If someone does me a favour, i return the favour.

[CANV EFM]

shut up yourself