Not the ETFC forum

[Southport - TOWNER]

Yes do not not have a new page on here

 

it is not call

"not the Enfield Town Forum"

 

and it is nowt to do with ETFC!

 

got the message

 

c u there!

 

[Guest]

It's registered users only I see, and as my logging in to the sites are hit and miss these days, I guess I'm stuck here with the likes of Waltham Abbey Nutter, Manor and the Romford boys.

[Southport - TOWNER]

yeah butr not a bad place to be stuck

 

(have you had the screen with all the SQL's yet!)

 

 

[Squadron Leader]

Bit lonley over there though, no one to talk to!!!

 

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[Southport - TOWNER]

give it time

[Squadron Leader]

Come & Join Us

 

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[lovely stuff]

May i recommend the 'Not the ETFC forum' to all fans that are (not <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> ) ETFC supporters.

 

Just click on the 'Essex senior league (step five)' link top left.

[Junior]

i dont get it... town fans on a forum called not for town fans... <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[MbrunoB]

Junior is back!!

[Squadron Leader]

Hooray she's back, nice Holibobs Junior?

 

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[Southport - TOWNER]

I had a long conversation with her last night trying to explain irony!

 

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More importantly, have you had a long conversation with her trying to explain 'ironing'. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Jim Cunneen]

I find it ironic that YOU should try to explain irony!

[Squadron Leader]

C'mon over to our place & join us Junior you'll like it, its fun.

 

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[Junior]

very good thank you SL. i've never ironed, dont think they'd let me loose with a iron anyway!

 

not that i'd want to.

[Mr Happy]

I think you'd be OK at ironing Junior. Just don't try it near to a telephone!

[MbrunoB]

Boom Boom !!

[Junior]

i dont get it...

[AbbeyMan]

Quote:

Junior said:
i dont get it...

... it's an old joke.

Imagine the scene : soft gentle music, dimmed lights ... and your ironing. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> (Well, before I got married I did mine to very loud music whilst supping a few beers). The number of times I could have been drunk in charge of irony!!!

Anyway...............

The phone rings... you're in a world of your own... is it that special person you have been dreaming of to take you mind off the boredom ? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

... the iron is in your hand... not concentrating you put IT against your ear. Ouch!

[AbbeyMan]

Actually, that reminds me of a couple of others....

 

... an essex girl went blind in one eye drinking a mug of tea - she forgot to take the spoon out!

 

... how do you make a vanetian blind ? Poke his eyes out!

 

"Every one's a winner!"

 

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