Terror Cell

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

If I suddenly vanish I will probably be in Guatemala Bay. I had a rather silly drunken brainwave on Friday night in the Royal Marriot hotel in Bristol, I left a note in the lift saying "There is a bomb in here" and then about half hour later the hotel was swarming with police, I'm not sure if it's releated but one coating of that fine fingerprint dust down the forensic lab and I'm bang to rights <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

I also had great fun removing the "Do not disburb" signs off doors and replacing them with the sign that asked the maintainace man to come in and fix the toilet/telly/air con.

The previous day, while in quite a terrible nightclub in Oxford, I had a brainwave in order to leave early I decided to set the fire alarms off but was most dissapointed when the bells didn't ring and all it did was beep and send the bouncers and staff into a panic.

I get more rock'n'roll with age, see you in 3 years when I'm released without charge <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Leaving details of your misdemeaners on here probably one of your better ideas too!

 

 

[gertcha EFM]

Setting off fire alarms in clubs is so last year Thornsy.

[CANV EFM]

yeah very foolish thornsy i mean what if everyone dropped notes like that.. pretty soon no one would care when the real note was dropped and we would all get blown up.. and the place would look like a rubbish tip with all those notes blowing around