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LIFT RAGE


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had a touch of the red mist this morning whilst travelling from the 1st to the 8th floor at 8.30 am.. this is obviously a busy time so people chatting whilst in the lift to someone outside the lift holding the door open is not 'best practice'... as for the c..t who got in at 2 pressed 4 then went oops and then pressed 5 well i suppose people do make mistakes.. i did feel sorry for the poor guy at the front who repeatedly got out of the way of the supposedly upper middle class twats that populate this place without a single word of thanks adn it was all capped off with someone standing right in front of the doors as everyone tried to get out .. i really hope this lot are in a lift together when the fire alarm goes off so they can all enjoy each others company in a high sstress situation for a few hours

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I had a dream i was in a lift last night. I was in chicargo (hmmm, wonder why i was dreaming of that city for?!!!!!!) and we were in a metal building and i was in a lift with about 4 other people and the lift went down really fast and then went sideways really fast and then stopped. When i got out the lift i was outside, and i saw anotherbuilding in front of me and there was a picture of the world on ot's doors. Then i went shopping and this woman came up to me and knew i was english so she asked me if england did diamonte belts, and i said yeah of course, and she said if she cave me her platinum credit card can i buy her one when i get back and send it over to her. I said no problem!!!!!!!

 

Strange!!!!!!!!!!

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.....or even worse......

 

people who get in the lift, then wait for the doors to close before 'dropping-one'

 

Shades of Peter Sellars in The Pink Panther film.

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I thought it was too good to last! Claire's back to her old self!!

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I saw this wonderful image earlier, some bloke had stalled at the traffic lights while turning right and must of been there about 10 secs and the bloke behind in a suit in a people carrier was going mental. Very funny, I'm glad I never get that stressed about things!

I'd loved to of seen his face when he got further down the street and found St.Albans at a total gridlock as the M1 was closed.

 

Claire - sounds to me like you were in the twin towers (near the bottom)

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Why the long face, Claire?

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Men (again). I really don't know why i bother. But at the end of the day it is all my fault. I just shouldn't be so thick and naive and believe that i am worth anything - because i'm not worth anything. And i have been proved that. I'm just not worth anything to anyone, so i guess i'm just going to have to get used to be a nothing.

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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