The only thing that has annoyed me this week

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The only thing that has really annoyed me this week was when it was hot and I really fancied an ice lolly, I walked into 3 shops and all they had were either ice cream on sticks (Solerio and Magnams) or them horrid ice creams that are basically frozen choclate bars (Mars, Bounty etc), none of these are in the slightest bit refreshing. My kingdom for a Zoom or Fab and I would kill for a Pineapple Split

[Claire!]

Did they not have cilipos? How about a solero? Or a lemonade burst?

 

I don't like icelollies - they are too boring. I much prefer a tub of hagandazz!!!!!! Ohhhhh i had ben and jerries at the cinema last night. They arn't as good as hagandazz though!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Calipsos are gloryfied ice pops

Solero has ice cream in the middle

you're making lemonade burst up

[Claire!]

No, they are a lemonade ice lollie. My mum used to buy me one as a child as they dont have many e-numbers in them!!!!! I couldn't have too many stuff with e-numbers in them as i was too noisey and hyper if i did!!!!!!!!!!

[Laz]

Funny you should say that, Voice. I had the same problem the other day. All I could get was a "Fruit Pastel" one.

 

I had a cider lolly the other week at Dunstable Downs. Top stuff.

[Claire!]

I think i'm going to walk the dog up dunstable downs tomorow. get some training on for my race!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

The only thing that has annoyed you this week?

 

What about turning thirty!!?

 

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[Claire!]

Ooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

That was last week and after my sucess rate on Saturday night it's not too bad. I think I've done better in my first day of being 30 than I did for the whole year in some of my barren 20's years!

Working out my strike rate August 7th 2003 - August 7th 2004 and I was quite impressed.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Good stuff!

 

Shame you didn't strike gold with Chelsea a couple of weeks back! Now that would've been impressive!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Too right it would of been, I think had we of taken them to the fair like we were going to then I could of corrupted her on the waltzer or ghost train .... I fcking love 15yr old girls, they are so sexy <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!! i was 15 once - but i was just fat.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I mean thin 15yr olds with a hint of sluttyness already creeping in <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Prefer the word 'slim'. 'Thin' always sounds like some bony anorexic.

 

Then again, if we're getting technical about it, I'd prefer the word 'curvy'. Yep, a nice curvacious and buxom teenager for me, please.

 

 

[Claire!]

Would i have been classed as Curvey?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

No, you fking wouldn't.

 

Curvy is someone like Kelly Brook, Kate Winslet or Kimberly from Girls Aloud.

 

You were more in the Jo Brand category.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

What about now?!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Still not curvy.

 

You're slim, but not curvy.

 

Do you know what curvy is??

 

 

[Claire!]

I thought it was a bird with big hips and big boobs.

 

So i'm classed as slim now? Thats good in a sence, but i'm still fat. Got to shed another stone at least.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

And where abouts do you want to lose this stone? What the fk are you on about??

 

If you're not careful, you'll lose your [****!!****] and end up looking like you-know-who with the no [****!!****], and lose what's left of your tits.

 

Don't bother losing any more. You're about right now.