One for the Do-Gooders...

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I'm so bored this afternoon, I've been searching all my usual favourites in an attempt to find something for the do-gooders to get stuck into, whilst simultaneously amusing myself at their rage!!

 

No Littlejohn on a Wednesday, but I agreed pretty much with The Sun Says... today, so here it is!!...

 

 

MICHAEL Howard’s vow to strike back hard against criminals will raise a cheer in every decent home in Britain.

 

And this is a man who knows what he is talking about. As Tory Home Secretary, Howard cut crime by a million offences a year.

 

The streets were safer under him than under Labour, a fact that no amount of government fancy footwork with statistics can deny.

 

Now, Howard offers his services again as our crimebusting champion.

 

The Tories, he vows, would build MORE prisons and keep MORE murderers, rapists and thugs in jail rather than give them early release.

 

As he says, if vicious criminals are in a cell they can’t be out committing more crime.

 

He would demand tougher sentences from judges, let heads decide on expelling yobs rather than meddling social workers, and allow fair-minded cops to question people on the streets without having to fill in endless forms.

 

He also calls for zero tolerance towards the legions of louts who swagger around our towns terrorising law-abiding folk.

 

When Labour came to power in 1997 they famously talked tough on crime, but became obsessed with putting the rights of criminals before victims.

 

Howard says he can reclaim the streets for decent people.

 

Labour, having promised but failed to do the same thing, can hardly criticise the Tory leader for vowing to achieve it.

 

A relentless war on criminals is what Britain is crying out for.

 

 

Over to you guys.

 

 

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Sorry? What was that Mr Do-Gooder??

 

Banging people up for 25 years in a 10'x10' cell is against their basic human rights?

 

Really? We should give them a cuddle and find out what's at the root of the problem instead??

 

Eh??

 

Yeah. You're probably right.

 

Fkwits.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

the sooner these new age pinkos fk off , the sooner the torys can get back to fixing up the country again

[Rob_the_Saint]

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if vicious criminals are in a cell they can’t be out...

...winning £7M on the ******* lottery!! Bah!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

LAST week we all wept for joy as cancer patient Iris Jeffrey won £20m on the Lotto.

 

She pledged to make people happy, and to give money for cancer research.

 

Today we are all weeping with rage as jailed rapist Iorworth Hoare gloats over his £7million Lotto jackpot.

 

The Lotto is wonderful fun and has brought great joy to thousands of us.

 

The Good Causes Fund has poured billions into our communities.

 

It is very rare for vermin like Hoare to sully the Lotto’s name.

 

But let this be the last time.

 

Seven million pounds of our Lotto cash has gone into the pocket of a sneering monster who has spent his life raping and abusing women.

 

Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell, in charge of lottery policy, should

sit down today with operators Camelot and draw up plans to stop prisoners playing.

 

The Sun demands a change in the law to stop this madness ever happening again.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

maybe he should be made to give it to his victims

[Rob_the_Saint]

The best idea was bang him up for six months so he can't claim his winnings.

[Big J R]

Steady Zeals !!

 

Apparently a convicted rapist was allowed home for a weekend leave, bought a lottery ticket, and won £7 million quid AND he'll be allowed to keep it !

 

And they say there's justice in this world !

 

Anyone want raping ?????????????????????????????????

[Claire!]

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CANV EFM said:
maybe he should be made to give it to his victims

His wife is going to sue the [****!!****] and give the money to his victims.

Criminals are in there for a reason. They should not be given liberties like being able to purchase lottery tickets. They should not be able to have anything like that.

And what gets me, is that they are able to do loads of stuff for free, where as the normal, law abiding people have to pay. For example, prisoners get to do a degree course for free. They come out of prison with a degree!!!!!! And all these students have to pay for theirs and they don't get guarenteed a job once they come out of university. The prisoners however are guarenteed a job when they come out of prison.

So, at the end of the day, where is the justice. [****!!****].

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

How the fk are they "guaranteed a job", Claire??

 

Are you talking bullocks again??

 

 

[Claire!]

No!!!! As part for the prison potection scheme, they are guarenteed a job when they come out of prison. This is so they dont go back on the dolle, and start causing trouble.

 

I know a bloke who was in prison for GBH - he was guarenteed a job, and my next door neighbours mum was guarenteed a job as well as my other next door neighbour.

 

Granted these jobs wers h1t, but still, they had jobs to go to.

[MK James]

 

Surely everyone is guaranteed a job if it's a 5hit one.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

You live in a house with ex-con's either side??

 

Well, I only know one person who's ever been inside Claire, and he certainly wasn't guaranteed a job when he left.

 

 

[Claire!]

Yep i do know ex-cons, and they were put inside for different things, and they all got jobs.

 

2 of them were in Holloway, and they came out with jobs. The bloke came out with a job as well. It's something to do with the Prison POtection thingy.

[MK James]

 

Claire- is it true they're not allowed brooms in the cells at Holloway?

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!! I don't know!!!!!!! Probably not!!!!!!! These birds are hard!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

So are broom handles. I think that was the idea.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

The cry went out from a prison officer on 'E' Wing at Holloway Nick during a power cut one night.

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"Right Girls !! Candles Out !!!"

 

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[Claire!]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!