Greeks

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Claire, you are getting love mixed up with lust, just sleep around, it's the 00's BTW and you'll have a great time doing it, just be safe and one day, like mentioned above, you'll click with that person, it may be when you're 23 or 33.

 

My god, I'm 30 now and I'll never grow tired of getting out there and putting it about a bit but when I find that girl I won't have any probelem with settling down (a bit).

 

And Joshua is a bloody stupid name, what if it's a girl?

[CANV EFM]

so what happens if you have large bicardi and diet coke?

[Claire!]

Yellow - thanks for the text chat yesturday!!!!!!!

 

EFMTFTV - I dunno, i see your point

 

Canv - when i have a bacardi and coke, i am on the floor - seriously, i'm rat arsed, [****!!****], p1ssed. You ask Zeal or Laz!!!!!!!

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Claire! said:
Yellow - thanks for the text chat yesturday!!!!!!!

Hey Claire, people might start getting ideas!!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

'Er Indoors received a nice little E-Mail from one of 'er mates this mornin'

 

Can't post it on here, but it goes thus:-

 

[color:"blue"] A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need.....

 

A Heart to Love him.....

 

A Diamond to marry him....

 

A Club to smash his fckin head in, and.....

 

A Spade to bury the bast*rd ! [color:"black"]

 

Not sure I agree with the sentiments, but amusing all the same.

 

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!! Thats clever!!!!!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No it's not!

It's Jimmy Tarbuck funny

[Claire!]

I thought it was funny!!!!!!!!

[CANV EFM]

this is funny..

 

a woman is like a deck of cards..

totally fking useless for anything other than p.ssing shedloads of money up the wall

[Claire!]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! True!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

....... Hence the two jokers in the pack, eh, Canv ??