Correct newspaper headlines

[Mr Happy]

After all the lurid headlines in the tabloids about the goings on at the FA it is about time some sense was brought back into the gutter press. How about:

 

[***!!***] shags very average Swedish man who manages the English football team in a very poor way.

 

or

 

Overpaid and corrupt individuals who run the FA are found to have conspired to sack someone for something they didn't do (and one shagged the [***!!***] too).

[Colin, Germany]

Correct newspaper headlines seem to be too long.

 

Shorter headlines sell more newspappers, evin if they are incorrect.

[Barry Scott]

Colin, the Star (and to a lesser degree the Sport) sell papers by putting scantily clad women on the front

[Big J R]

So lets have scantily clad women running the F.A., then rebelboy !

 

They couldn't do any f'cin worse than the present lot !

[Mr Happy]

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Mr Happy said:
After all the lurid headlines in the tabloids about the goings on at the FA it is about time some sense was brought back into the gutter press. How about:

[***!!***] shags very average Swedish man who manages the English football team in a very poor way.

or

Overpaid and corrupt individuals who run the FA are found to have conspired to sack someone for something they didn't do (and one shagged the [***!!***] too).

Just for the record, the deleted word in both instances is w h o r e.

[Burnham Lad]

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Big J R said:
So lets have scantily clad women running the F.A., then rebelboy !

They couldn't do any f'cin worse than the present lot !

Judging from the headlines BJR, I thought they were! Ms Fire Alarm certainly seems to have the power of hire and fire - I did have a more naughty idea for her power, but this is a respectable forum!