Fk of am...

[Stu B]

..i going to read the thousands of posts you lot have made since i've been away,so i'm just going to pretend it's all the same*

 

Claire,robbies gay.

 

 

 

*i might read that Led Zep one..that looks interesting..

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Where have you been, Fb, and did you get any??

 

 

[Claire!]

i dont think any of the threads have been about Robbie recently have they?

 

 

[Stu B]

On holiday..and yes..14 nights(pi**ed every night...oh and the night before i went away so 15 in a row..ouch)i got with(didn't get that far tho..)4 girls...2 of them for 2nights..oh and one of them was a 22year old,which is pretty good considering i'm 17 in a few weeks..and for the record my beer goggles were firmly in place with all of 'em..f*ckin hell all these dots,i sound like Uncle Urchin..

[Claire!]

Wow, that 22 year likes a younger man!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

Cradle snatcher, Claire - Cradle snatcher !

 

She obviously wanted stamina and not quality !!

 

Why else does FB work at Sainsbury's ???

 

"Would you like to buy one, and get one free, Madam ??" is FB's chat-up line.

 

 

(AND--------- He gives Nectar Points !!)

[Claire!]

Hmmmm, i'm not really one for the younger men myself. You can't have a proper conversation with them. They just stare at your t1ts all the time and never listen.

 

Oh hang on, that's men in general!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stu B]

talking of sainsburys;

Is it wrong that i found a woman asking me if i could get her some hobnobs strangely attractive...?

[Big J R]

Not at all, FB !

 

At least it wasn't, 'I can't believe it's not butter', after you demonstrated the joys of KY jelly from the pharmacy section !

[Big J R]

Quote:

Claire! said:
Hmmmm, i'm not really one for the younger men myself. You can't have a proper conversation with them. They just stare at your t1ts all the time and never listen.

Oh hang on, that's men in general!!!!!!!!!!!!

[color:"blue"] What we're trying to work out, Claire, is, 'Are they large enough to lift and seperate', so we could cuddle up, insert one in each ear, and for the hard of hearing, hear yourself coming !!

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[YELLOW]

Fleet Boy, Will you be at Canvey/Gravesend on August 17th? I'll buy you a beer even though you're not old enough!!!

[Stu B]

I shall be there indeed..the day after my birthday,so think of it as a birthday present <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Get with the times, birthweek is where it's at!

[Stu B]

I stand corrected <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />