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Claire!

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I saw a great big huge massive spider that had a yellow back run accross the pasenger door in my car on Sunday whilst driving to St Albans. Now, if you don't kow me, i'm petrified of spiders and cant be in a room with one, let alone in a car, especially when i am driving!!!!!

 

Now my friend couldn't get the thing out. He checked everywhere and assured me that it wasn't in the car, and must have got into the boot or out somehow through on the the crannies in the car.

 

I'm still not convinced and i have to check the car before i get in it.

 

Now i was driving to work this morning and as the sun was shinning through the windows, and through the mist that was caused in my eyes by the tears of fear, i noticed a spiders web!!!!!!!!

 

The blo0dy thing has only gone and had blo0dy babies!!!!!! I'm so scared and i don't want to get in my car and i just don't know what to do, and i need my car to go home <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

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I HATE Spiders (and i got told off for trying to kill a flying ant on sunday!!!!!) These things are put on earth to torment me!!!! I am the only one they seem to go for. I was swamped by wasps sunday!!!! I was up and down like a yo-yo!!!!!!!!!

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LOL!!!!!!!!! No, not a hippy, but i suppose the ant didn't do me any harm, it was just walking towards me with a broken wing, ready to come and bite me, so for self defence, i tried to squash it with a salt pot, which got quickly taken off of me, and i got a telling off

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'He who cannot be named' told you off for killing a flying ant?

 

What would he say if you poured a kettle of boiling water into a nest of them?

 

If you see a spider, Claire, kill the thing. If you do that put a glass over it and a piece of card under it and take it into the garden for relaese stuff, it will go off and have babies and you have to deal with loads of them next time. Save yourself the bother and kill the first one.

 

They were put on this earth solely to be killed by humans.

 

 

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'He who cannot be named' told you off for killing a flying ant?

What would he say if you poured a kettle of boiling water into a nest of them?

If you see a spider, Claire, kill the thing. If you do that put a glass over it and a piece of card under it and take it into the garden for relaese stuff, it will go off and have babies and you have to deal with loads of them next time. Save yourself the bother and kill the first one.





LOL!!!!!!! He who can not be named was named!!!!! HB told me off for trying to kill a flying ant!!!!!!!! I dread to think how much trouble i would be in if i tried to put a boiling kettle onto their nest!!!!!

I for one can not kill a spider if it is running round my car!!! It was too fast and was massive!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

The only place i can kill a spider is if it was in the bath wear i would run the hot water tap and burn it and drown it so it had learnt it's lesson not to scare me again. It would then be dead.
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The only place i can kill a spider is if it was in the bath wear i would run the hot water tap and burn it and drown it so it had learnt it's lesson not to scare me again. It would then be dead.

 

You think it's right to teach something a lesson by killing it? Christ, glad I didn't go to your school.

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If you squish a spider Claire, leave it where it is for a day or two. That lets it's spouse, family and friends know that the house, or in your case, car, is not full of namby-pamby, goodie-goodie, pinkos and that they should get out of there.

 

Unless it's a male Black Widow, of course. When you sqush it, the mate thinks that it's been mashed for lunch.

 

Oh, by the way. The herts blue thing. Does your readiness to confirm details mean that it's public knowledge this time?

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no, I'm totally for killing all insects and arachnids too, I'm not doing out of teaching them a lesson, I just want to kill the annoying little bstards.

 

Oh and this reminds me of going round to a mates house, his dad kept a host of dead wasps of the window sills by means of a warning to the others...

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Oh, by the way. The herts blue thing. Does your readiness to confirm details mean that it's public knowledge this time?


Yes go on then AFF, let me say it now. Me and HB are out in the open good friends (and please, we're just friends, full stop.)
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It says in the Bible.

 

"And the insects shall inherit the earth" (I know ! Spiders aren't technically insects).

 

Mind you - The rag head mob are doing a pretty good job of trying to inherit the earth, especially around Finsbury mosque area !

 

(I suppose there'll be more complaints on here, now !)

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