Radical idea...

[Guest]

Get yourselves a club animal mascot. Let it run for the council or try and get it a slot as town mayor.

 

Been done before I know, but maybe worth a try. Can I suggest a camel?

 

 

 

[RebelsRUs]

Tigger will do it.

 

It's already been suggested by Chris Sliski. Yet another great idea from the man himself.

 

Tigs is fine with the idea - all he wants in return is permission to relieve himself wherever he choses, whether that be against the legs of selected councillors or in the Town Hall filing cabinets. He also would like to bring his favourite squeaky football to council meetings, so important business might be occasionally interrupted while he involves councillors in a quick game of "fetch". He can't promise not to bury his bones in the lovely council flowerbeds, so the Parks department had better be prepared for that.

 

He's an ideal candidate - you can't understand what he's on about, he never gives a coherent answer to a simple question and he's got a very long tongue......

[Guest]

WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH FOOTBALL.

[Ted]

Club animal mascot. Seems simple enough to me.

[BFR]

Roger, are you trying to imitate a jumping record? I'm sure you've said this before. In fact, many many times before.

[Guest]

I'm not sure the Disney people would be too happy at seeing Tigger run the council, it might restrict his earning potential.

 

Maybe 'Trigger' instead from Only Fools and Horses. Actually, he's probably a bit too clever for local politics....

 

 

[Guest]

After someone said this to me i desided i would say it every time someone strayed of subject.

[BFR]

I had noticed Rog. If I say something else to you now, will you keep repeating it?

[Ted]

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Anonymous said:
After someone said this to me i desided i would say it every time someone strayed of subject.

Whats that got to do with football?

[Guest]

Whats Slough Council got to do with football - as little as they can get away with!!!!

[Nathan]

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Anonymous said:
I'm not sure the Disney people would be too happy at seeing Tigger run the council, it might restrict his earning potential.

What's Tigger being mascot got to do with Disney?

[RebelsRUs]

Disney own the rights to the character "Tigger" from Winnie the Pooh