EFM Branches Out!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

With the current spate of babies due in the St Albans area, EFM are proud to announce the arrival of the EFM Kids Scheme!

 

EFM Kids will preceed the already established EFM Juniors, and will be a good learning basis for youngsters to develop the potential to become full EFM Members.

 

EFM Kids will be taught to throw bottles of Sunny Delight at referees, run onto the pitch during any half-time 5-a-side match, and grab Jon Farmer's nuts whilst he's not looking.

 

EFM Kids Members will automatically graduate to EFM Juniors at the age of 11, when they'll be taken under the wing of full EFM Members, taught to drink, sing abusive songs and taunt the opposition, whilst at the same time avoiding any stones thrown by Billericay goalkeepers.

 

At the age of 16, those that wish to make the full transition into EFM will be put before an adjudicating panel of founding EFM members (probably me, Thornsy and Costello, then!) and a decision will be made as to their ability to become "unrecognisible".

 

Shall I put your little'un down for an application form, webbo?

 

 

[Webbo MFI]

oh....go on then!

[GHA EFM]

Costello? Still about, is he?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Back mid-September I believe, GHA.

 

Mind you, he hasn't posted for a little while. Would it be incredibly ignorant and borderline racist for me to suggest that an undiscovered tribe with plates in their lips and bones through their nose may have beheaded him in the Philippines in some bizarre ritual and given him a shrunken head??

 

 

[Laz]

With Costello away, does GHA step up to 51st in the list of who's hardest in EFM?

[Claire!]

can my baby join EFM Zeal?!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

You haven't got a baby, Claire.

 

 

[Claire!]

When i do have a baby?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Depends on who the father is.

 

You'll have to fill in an application form like everyone else.

 

 

[Claire!]

Would it matter who the father is?!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yes, it would.

 

If the father was John Gibson, anyone from Ricay, any player who punches a member of EFM, or anyone who is a Class A Scarfer, then you'd have no hope.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well who would be a class A scarfer then?

 

The others are well and truly ruled out though!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Lyrical Tarantula]

How did webbo's get an application then <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

in 20 years will there be an 'EFM seniors' scheme...

a kind of olde worlde conservative club but with guns

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I'm liking it!

 

Twenty years, eh? AFF and Laz will be proud owners of a free bus pass and an EFM Senior Citizens membership card!!

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Northern Monkey]

Quote:

Zealster EFM UK said:
Back mid-September I believe, GHA.

Mind you, he hasn't posted for a little while. Would it be incredibly ignorant and borderline racist for me to suggest that an undiscovered tribe with plates in their lips and bones through their nose may have beheaded him in the Philippines in some bizarre ritual and given him a shrunken head??

That only happens in Canvey

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

..... and the SACFC board room!