Stats the way I like it!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Have you seen the stats page in everybodys “my home” section:

 

For your information

I made 4,461 posts in 2003 and have already posted more this year than in the whole of 2002.

 

May is my most productive month of posting (which is a bit odd when it’s close season) followed by July, I have little to say in February.

 

If it’s the 19th of the month I’m at my chatty best but you won’t get much out of me on the 26th (which is exactly a week after the 19th). I post least on the 31st but there isn’t 31 days in every month.

 

I build my posting frenzy up and then gently bring it down again over the course of a week, rising every day from Sun to peak on Wednesday then back down day by day to Saturday when I post the least.

 

I post most between 10-11am and have only ever posted twice between 04-05am .

 

Stats amazing (and probably slightly boring <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)

 

[YELLOW]

It's interesting to note that April is my most productive month (I think it was April of last year that I first started posting on this forum)

 

6-7pm seems to be my productive hours as I normally log on when I get home from work.

 

I think Thursday was my most productive day probably because there's never any football on a Thursday evening!!

[CANV EFM]

my daily chart is superb reflection on my working day.. dropping off nicely from 12 till 2

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Tried to work out how the hell I'd made five posts at 2am, since I have no net at home.

 

Then I remembered - San Francisco!!

 

Interesting (!) that I post 50% more on a Thursday than a Monday.

 

Anyway... great that Ian_W has the time to arrange all this, but I'm still "bearing"...

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

I see Laz has gone 'green' again....

[Claire!]

Yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now for Zeal, and me to go Pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Don't think Laz ever lost the green, Rob. Just the 'M' that went by the side of it.

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

Worryingly, I've managed to post 10 at 2am!My most 'productive' day is the 9th and I posted the most in 2003. and stats all folks <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Zealster, cheers for the phone call Saturday night. Sorry I had to cut you short mate but I was running low on credit. I tried ringing you back on my house phone but couldn't get through. Certainly got through the Oasis songs! Do you know how to play 'My Big Mouth' yet?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

I can play anything, mate.

 

Might have just been a little fked on Saturday night.

 

A bit like Thornsy actually, who apparently poked some 40-year old dog who screamed down the Scarfer House in Kentish Town!!

 

 

[YELLOW]

You were singing completely the wrong lyrics to Live Forever and Acquiesce. Good version of Shakermaker though!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Like I say - I'd been on the all-day sauce!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Quote:

Zealster EFM UK said:

A bit like Thornsy actually, who apparently poked some 40-year old dog who screamed down the Scarfer House in Kentish Town!!

She was 20, and not that bad at all, she obviously had issues which will prevent me from seeing her again as I can do without the headf*ck .... I however was as great as normal <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Apparently Dave Kendall thought a porn video was being watched.

I did however produce a fine peice of contreception, after 2 condoms split on me (I'm sure Zeal will know how this feels) I gave her £20 for the morning after pill and not my phone number (I'm just hoping I didn't give it to her during that evening)!

The Thorns is back <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFM's Librarian]

Hmmm, not exactly how I recall it. I'm sure I heard you saying something about phone numbers, and where exactly are those 2 split condoms anyway? <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> !!!

[EFM's Librarian]

Oh, and if she was 20, I must be about 5 - if you see my logic. Can't deny though that she was loving the Thorns, either that or she has an obsessive compulsive disorder that made her scream and moan for the whole night!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I mentioned phone numbers and got her's but not vice versa!

 

The 2 split condoms were wrapped in bog paper and flushed down your loo.... what did you want me to do with them, leave them in the Fridge <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

She told me she was 20 and the fact she'd never heard of Carter or Inspiral Carpets or any bands from the early 90's suggests that she was telling the truth and way she was talking suggested she was of younger stock. I will however concede she didn't look 20, she looked older, likewise she said I didn't look nearly 30 .... much younger <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Claire!]

Quote:

EFM The Firm, The Voice said:

She told me she was 20 and the fact she'd never heard of Carter or Inspiral Carpets or any bands from the early 90's suggests that she was telling the truth

LOL!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! If she was 40 she wouldn't have known those bands either!!!!!! My mum is 45 and she wouldn't have heard of those bands, but she was old enough to know them in the 90's!!!!!!!!

Only £20?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Yeah, hate to say it Thorns but most of the late 20-something's here have never heard of Inspirals or decent early-90s Indie bands either.

 

<img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

I'm guessing that wasn't the first time you've performed with Carter playing in the background?

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!