PLAN .a.

[CANV EFM]

leave work at 11.40 get train to brentwood .. play golf at some poncy shenfield type place full of posh mid essex tosspots who dont like cheating and fking around in buggies..(so like billericay but richer).. leave golf course, neck pints get train to chelmsford (which is also full of snoby twats but with a underclass of scum as well..so exactly like billericay but bigger).. watch 20/20 cricket, hopefully in loutish football type atmosphere with much drunken buffoonery..

more pints cab home to sarfend..

 

PLAN.b. watch the open in clubhouse as it p.sses down outside.. go to pub near shenfield station to meet mates on way from london for circket.. drink in hideously boring mockney pub near station which even libro would find a bit quiet.. go to chelmsford on the off chance that the rain will stop drink in hideous chrome all bar one type, crap hole which has 2 19 yr olds in funky waistcoats serving, who have had their sense of humour surgically removed .. get cab home to sarfend early get pissed in loacl bar in leigh which is full of divorced 40 somethings who think they are cool cos there is a live singer on..

 

fk me i think ill stay at work!

[Claire!]

Plan a, was to stay in bed this morning and not get up after i had a very late night last night.

 

Plan b, was my mother dragging me out of bed and kicking my [****!!****] into gear to get me to work.

 

Plan c, sit at my computer and drink sh1t loads of tea to try and keep me awake all day

 

Plan d, go home, back to bed and sleep

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Plan A.

 

Get through work today, leaving preferably before 4pm. Head into London with "team" for "team drinks".

 

Totally outdrink them as usual, despite two of them being London Cosmopolitan types who think they're proper drinkers.

 

I'm thinking... a four-pack of Smirnoff Ice on the train to Islington. Into the poncy wine-bar we always start in, and have a couple of Stella's. Then into the Belgian beer place and have some Belgian beers. Lovely!

 

This is usually followed by our grub in the Greek Restaurant. A couple of bottles of vino in there, then.

 

Then get on the cocktails until everyone fks off... which is usually about 10.30pm, the bunch of scarfers.

 

 

[Claire!]

I'm off home at 5, have sum grub, meet the [****!!****] of a father that is throwing a wobbly because i havn't seen him since i came back off holiday and then i'm goinf to bed, prefably about 8pm!!!!!!

[CANV EFM]

belgian fighting beer.. now that really seperates the men from the boys.. now i like a pint but im wary of that stuff

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Add to Zeals night!

 

Call Thornsy at midnight and arrange to meet him at station where he has a full bottle of vodka!

Sit with him until 5am, sleep for a couple of hours then get on it again at opening time!