I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Claire!]

Well, after a brilliant week in Magaluf, I'm now back at my desk <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

What I can only say as a fantastic week, that just could not get any better!!!!!!!

 

I saw Jason Donavon perform at Carwash!!!!! He even touched my hand and winked at me!!!!!!!!

 

I went to a Ladies night for 5 Euros!!!!! To do a bit of research for my very own Ladies Night!!!!!!!!!!! Fantastic it was!!!! 5 male strippers yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Got absolutely wasted (and I mean wasted!!!!!!!) on Wednesday night after drinking very strong alcoholic cocktails in the City Lights bar!!!!!!!!! The thing is, I was drinking them from a giant plastic knob!!!!!!! On the way home I was out of control!!!! Chatting to the bouncers in burger king, and getting random blokes to suck on the straw of the willy!!!!!! And then making general chit-chat to these blokes and saying they should have a plastic minge for the blokes to drink out of!!!!!!

 

I then proceeded to walk home whilst showing off my [****!!****] and humping a tree in the street!!!!!!!!

 

The one strange thing that really confused me was everyone was northern!!!!!!!!! We did not find one southern person!!!!!!! Was very funny for me, as I couldn't understand what anyone was saying!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! I indeed told a Geordie bloke he came from Scotland, a Yorkshire bloke that I never wanted to go to Yorkshire as they can't speak English and I couldn't understand him and I totally confused an Irish bird by telling her she came from Scotland and the began speaking in her accent!!!!!!!!

 

All in all, was a very good week and I'm so glad I took my camcorder!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

Nuffink's changed in Magaluf then, I see !

 

By the way Claire ! What Jason Donovan 'even did to' you in the third line of your post is NOT spelt like that ! One letter incorrect.

 

(THINKS........ 'The piece has been shattered !')

[Claire!]

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LOL!!!!!!! I'm still in a Magaluf mood!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Northern Monkey]

Was tha min thee cudnt unnerstan yokshure, thou grate daf wazzuck.

[Laz]

I think I have a "City Lights" T-Shirt at home, Claire. If it's the place I'm thinking of, it was opposite our hotel and handy for a breakfast beer.

[Claire!]

City Lights was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my plastic knob from there and this shall be my drinking thing at the City bar!!!!!!!!!

[Big J R]

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Claire! said:
City Lights was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! Got my [color:"red"] plastic knob [color:"black"] from there and this shall be my drinking thing at the City bar!!!!!!!!!

[color:"red"] CAREFUL CLAIRE !!

[color:"blue"] The mind is starting to boggle again !!

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[EFM_Costello]

claire in that first message you posted you completely proved that you belong in Markyate and not St Albans.

 

Glad you had a good time though.

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This plastic knob is well big!!!!!! Made my eyes water!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

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Claire! said:

The one strange thing that really confused me was everyone was northern!!!!!!!!! We did not find one southern person!!!!!!!

It's a class thing!

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

I know!!!!!!! We gathered that!!!!!!!

 

We realised that everyone that comes from down south was probably somewhere where you had to pay loads, and somewhere really exotic.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Exotic or cultural, Claire!.

[Claire!]

I'd prefer exotic!!!!!!!!!

 

Infact to add to my wedding plans, i shall be going to the Sae Shells (although i still aint got a clue how to spell it - but you all know where i mean!!!!!!)

 

If i start saving now......

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Do you know where the Seychelles are, Claire??

 

What is there that you particularly want to visit??

 

 

[Claire!]

The Seyshelles are in a tropical island, with crystal clear waters, and miles of white sandy beaches.

 

We'll be staying in a 5* delux hotel on the seafront eating seafood and shell fish!!!!!!!!!

 

No where in particula i want to visit - i'll be there with my bloke, and thats all i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

So why the Seychelles then?

 

Do you know where they are??

 

 

[Claire!]

They are somewhere in the indian ocean!!!!!!!!!

 

I chose the seyshelles becuase there wouldn't ever be another opportunity to ever visit them!!!!!!

 

It's just a romantic place to go!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(I'm a little romantic at heart, and quite easitly pleased!!!! I mean, a bunch of flowers and a box of milk tray and i'm anyones!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[GHA EFM]

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I chose the seyshelles becuase there wouldn't ever be another opportunity to ever visit them!!!!!!

Why not? I'm sure people go there not just to get married or go on a honeymoon...?

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

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I chose the seyshelles becuase there wouldn't ever be another opportunity to ever visit them!!!!!!

How does that work then??

[Claire!]

Because i'm poor. I can't afford to go there normally!!!!!!!

 

I could only just afford to go to Magaluf!!!!!!!