Good luck Maladroit.

[Mark (Flag) Braintree]

Maladroit tells me he is trying again to see if he can go into hospital, good luck today mate.

 

Hopefully you will get in this time and be back soon. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[mala_D]

Cheers Mark. I have to ring the hospital this morning to see if I have a bed awaiting me. After that, I have to make sure they have a bed on ICU [after being let-down twice before with this excuse].

Big JR tells me that if they postpone it again then I can go PRIVATE, Martini style - anyplace, anywhere, any time.

So, if they postpone me today then I might not feel so pi55ed off as I have before! They call it a "sweetener" I think. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Quite correct mate !

 

Under the Governments, so called, Patients Charter, if theycancel or postpone your NHS appointed operation three times, you have the right to demand immediate private treatment.

 

HOWEVER, the words, breath/hold/don't and your, spring to mind !

 

ALL THE BEST !

[American FLEET FAN No1]

When he FINALLY goes i will wish him luck.....done it far too many times in the past! <img src="/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" />

[mala_D]

I know....it's getting embarrassing! Thanks everyone, all the same.

 

Mind you, my experience so far is an example of the incompetence of NHS managers and the heinous under-funding of the system [beginning with Thatcher!]. Rant over.

 

Well, I've got a bed awaiting me. Let's see if they postpone me again while I'm "on the slab"!

 

Just in case I do have it done I'll say: Take care everyone. Enjoy watching The Hen Man win Wimblebum and Great Britain win 34 golds in the Olympricks, and Porky Parry swim the English Channel. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

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[Big J R]

Whats the news then, folks ?

 

Has he gone in?

 

Did they find him a bed ??

 

More to the point - Did they find him a Nurse ??????????????

 

 

 

CAN WE START TALKING ABOUT HIM, YET ?????????????????????????????

[The Invisible Man]

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maladroit said:
Enjoy watching The Hen Man win Wimblebum and Great Britain win 34 golds in the Olympricks, and Porky Parry swim the English Channel. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Book him in, quick!

He'sclearly delirious!