Mincing

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Right. I'm not in the fking mood to mince my words this morning.

 

Ian_W. What is going on, pal? What coding is it you're actually having to do before you will make me moderator on this board again?

 

Rob and Webbo - this board is unofficial now. I use it every day, and barring the odd "ripped off music" thread, I have always acted responsibly on it. All either of you two have to do is send Ian W a PM (cos he listens to you guys) and I'll be moderator again.

 

Claire. Snap out of it. All I did on here was state the bloody obvious. If me pointing out that your forthcoming nuptuals to Robbie Gay-Fat-Boy Williams was possibly a stretch of the imagination on your behalf, and by that I upset you, then I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. But it's about time you realised it's not going to happen.

 

Pinko's. Your tolerance of the [***!!***] that goes on in this country never ceases to amaze me. And it's your limp-wristed, do-goody-goody, ah bless the poor rapists/asylum seekers/international terrorists/burglars's type views that have seen this country plummet to the depths it's in now.

 

The music you all listen to is sh*t. Libro - Keane are [***!!***]. Thorns - Carter are [***!!***]. GHA/Fleetboy - RATM are [***!!***]. Jeez, you're all intelligent people. Stick on a fking Beatles album.

 

Yellow Army - make your mind up. Are you Canvey or Hornchurch?

 

LMU - you're EFM. Get those initials after your name.

 

Costello - football hooligans don't miss big matches to travel South-East Asia, spend time with their bird, or go to university.

 

Laz and Thornsy - so I'm the biggest bottler in EFM? Bothered. At least that makes me honest to myself, instead of pretending I'm some kind of top boy in a tough gang.

 

Zeal - you're better than this. Stop wasting your time mincing around on a non-league football forum, and go and make your millions. Save the world with your music, and fk everyone else.

 

 

[SteveP]

Zealster, driving in to work this morning I heard the perfect song for you, 'Kill all Hippies' by Primal Scream.. It gave me that feelgood feeling I'd been missing!

[Claire!]

I'm off to Magaluf tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Maybe some Spanish hunk will shove his [****!!****] in your ear and fk some sense into you.

 

I jest, of course.

 

 

[Claire!]

Maybe!!!!!!!

 

Anyway, i'm taking my camera phone with me so i can email you pictures of me!!!!!!!!!! Class it as a postcard for the forum!!!!!!

 

Gonna find you a monk doll as well Zeal!!!!!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

And still bearing.

 

 

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Zealster EFM UK said:


Yellow Army - make your mind up. Are you Canvey or Hornchurch?

I'm EFM, mate!!

[Big J R]

I take it Friday WASN'T a good day then, Zeals !

 

I expext a large influx of illegals from Magaluf over the next few days, possibly with nasty infections received after inserting delicate parts into audio organs of fit English bird !.

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

...still 'bearing'...

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Talking of Magaluf, I texted young Claire to see if her holiday was living up to it's nickname shagaluf and it seems not!

From what I recieved she doesn't [***!!***] around (that would be my only incentive for going) but many men have tried to pull her!

Oh yeah..... it's hot

...... and she started the reply with LOL!

 

Just as we expected then1