Of cows, diamonds and toblerones...

[Rob_the_Saint]

What a load of rubbish they spout on the radio (5) these days, I suppose they have to talk about something.

 

Are these cows they give to the Swiss players real? alive?

 

What on earth do they do with them afterwards or has the situation never arisen?

 

As for diamonds, just tell Gerrard, Scholes, Lampard and Becks to go out there and play their normal game and try not to get in each other's way.

 

The average footballer doesn't have a clue about diamonds, christmas trees, toblerones or any other such nonsense so why bother? Let the Swiss worry about what we are going to do instead of trying to match their midfield, packed as it is with household names (not).

 

 

[Claire!]

I heard that about the cows on Radio 1 this morning!!!!!!!

 

Aparently, it is a Swiss tradition to give a reward for a well played sportsman/team a cow.

 

I reckon the cow is alive though as probably in the old days a cow was very expensive and valuable and would be able to give the winner milk, and meat and if you get the cow knocked up, you can have a baby cow and then grow a farm, and then the winner will b rich forever.

 

I had a dream last night that i was making cheese!!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

Grow a farm? Blimey.

 

 

[YELLOW]

Quote:

Claire! said:
I heard that about the cows on Radio 1 this morning!!!!!!!

I reckon the cow is alive though as probably in the old days a cow was very expensive and valuable and would be able to give the winner milk, and meat and if you get the cow knocked up, you can have a baby cow and then grow a farm, and then the winner will b rich forever.

I'm trying so hard not to crack up laughing at that above statement but that is bloody funny!!

[Claire!]

Sorry, i've started on the diet coke already!!!!!!!

 

But it is true though!!!!! They give cows as prizes!!!!!!!!!

 

And, what does it mean if you have a dream that you have a pot of milk, that you're striring it with a wooden spoon in a shed, and the more you stir it, the more thicker it goes, and then it goes lumpy and then it goes into a toffee coloured colour and then blocks of different cheeses comes out? I reckon it's a sign!!!!!!!!!

[YELLOW]

Yeah that Zeal and Laz are going to give you some hot EFM loving tonight!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

It means 'keep on guard cos Laz and Zeal are coming to get ya!'

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ohhhhh, wondered why i was dreaming of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!

[Claire!]

Ok, Zeal, i hope you're prepared for me tonight?!!!!!

 

I've already had my boss in stitches this morning!!!!!

 

I was biting my pen lid - as i always do as i'm typing, and he came in and said, i hope your sucking the right end?!!!! i started to laugh, and said, i have to chew on something!!!!!!!

 

I suppose you had to be there really, but he quickly left whilst i was LOL!!!!!! Hysterically!!!!!! I maybe a little worse later!!!!!!

[YB941 5thD EFM ~soul~]

As already promised, I have a gobstopper in mind.

 

 

[Claire!]

LOL!!!!!!!! Yes, i'm looking forward to it!!!!!!!!

[Tall n Cool]

Apaarently, the song of the moment is,

 

"You're not getting any cows,"

 

possibly sung to the tune of "You're not singing any more, you're not sing-ing any more."

 

That is if you believe the hype from Radio 1's breakfast show anyway!!