Those were the days.....

[AFF]

Once upon a time, when he was young, keen and enthusiastic, whenever there was news of someone signing and committing his or her future to the Saints, Webbo would put a message on here to the effect that there is great news on the site.

 

35,000 people would then log on to the web-site from here in order to read this news, netting a cool £165,000 for Webbo as the man what owns the internet used to pay him £5 per hit.

 

Now? Nothing. A two year contract is signed and it doesn't even get a mench on here.

 

But it will all be allright next season.

 

[Oh, by the way. In the fourth line of the Media Release, for 'stabalisation', try 'stabilisation' although 'stability' is better. In the ninth line, for 'to', try 'too'.]

 

 

[Webbo MFI]

how did i know that was coming....

[Rob_the_Saint]

stalbanisation?

 

P.S. line 4, for 'trauma's' try 'traumas'.

[AFF]

The humble apostrophe, Rob. Much mis-used.

 

So. Steve Castle 'signs and commits his future to the Saints'.

 

I have this picture of the Manager on the dog and bone to the Chairman.

 

"Frustrating news Mr Chairman. I am at an advanced stage of negotiations with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and Stephen Gerrard but, notwithstanding the offer of £100,000 per week coupled with two Ferraris and 50% of intellectual property rights, neither of them will sign and commit their future to the Saints in the light of the constant speculation on the terraces, around the City and in the media about my own future."

 

"O.K. Steve,", The Chairman replies, "I, too, have heard the constant debate around St Albans and it brings instabalisation. Here's a new two year contract. Any response from Kieron Dyer?".

 

Hi Webbo.

 

Any news of Richard Goddard?

 

[Webbo MFI]

how did I know that was coming

 

anyway, some chap did press releases near the end of the season. Never a spelling mistake or punctuation errors in them. What happened to them?